Flame - Behold the scent of seduction
Submitted by ZeN on Thursday, 18 December 200868 Comments
………the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat??
You know you love whoppers and it’s only natural that you want to smell like them too!
I know my woman loves a good whopper, although they can be a little messy at times.
Burger King has announced a new body spray called “Flame” that promises to bridge the gap between man and meat.
Check it out here
Click the spray bottle 4 times.
Creepy!
Fist?????
Yuck, as a vegetarian I find that strange—even if I wasn’t.
Secundo? Congrats, Kstreet.
K–You out fisted me…
TURD!!!!.
I like the joke that you printed out KStreet on the prvious thread
You should repost it here on this thread
Chris W—Finally, I beat you to Secundo!!!! Santa Claus does exist!!!! Take that!!!!
You have bested me!!! Need to recoup strength.
And, we should repost the phone and fax to Alabama stop. If you missed it, check back on last post. Reach out and touch Alabama. Save them from a wanted criminal on the loose.
ChrisW–You have turned into an ugly green man like myself.
I set up a new gravatar and it wont seem to take.
REPOST::::
GPS tracking working.
“Our Mission
The mission of the Brewton Police Department is to strive to encourage police officers and citizens to work together to be daily reminders of the important values that are a positive part of all our lives–honesty, respect, loyalty (to community and oneself); to be trustworthy and caring for each other; to be firm, but fair, in all situations; to reach our common goal to keep the peace.”
Monte McGougin, Police Chief
Police Department
1010-C Douglas Avenue
Brewton, AL 36426
Phone 1: 251-867-3212 | Phone 2: FAX: 251-809-2813 | Email: valerie.boutwell@alacop.gov
http://www.cityofbrewton.org/department_details.cfm?DeptID=14
Larrd, better get on the road fast!!! This is not a welcoming town for your convicted criminal type…”honesty, respect, loyalty (to community and oneself); to be trustworthy and caring for each other; to be firm, but fair, in all situations; to reach our common goal to keep the peace.”
The police chief asked us to reach out for peace. Sorry, Deviant Larrd you can’t stay–the dogs, young boys, pigs aren’t safe with you around.
[Adding, old ladies, their Social Security checks aren't safe with Larrd around. The local KKK chapter could be fleeced too.]
Can you imagine being a cop from Alabama who pulls over Larry? That has to be awkward. “I assure you I wasn’t speeding, officer. I demand to know which agency sent you?”
ChrisW Because, you are Green with envy…..
Kato I think this is a separate thread from “The Cesspool” thread.
Wassup with that flame thing? Is it a joke or has BK lost their ever lovin’ minds????
Kstreet - Yeah this is a “light side” thread.
We use it for funny news and stuff, but it’s all true!
(Unlike the Larry thread, thanks to Larry!)
=)
I have a Super Carnivore relative, for which the spray would be perfect. He overloads on cologne, and cow. High cholestrol, and smells like shit. Not to mention the methane mix this causes, perhaps even fires. I don’t have spell check on this browser, so whatever is wrong is intentional. HAHAHAHAHA, Or, should I say HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
As a celebrity, Larrd Arse will be marketing his own perfume, not cologne. Please name Larrd’s new fragrance::::
“I SUCK”
After all we are a multi-threaded blog on purpose.
Here are the main active threads currently:
Cesspool (Larry) thread here - http://theregulator.net/?p=989
Freeper thread here - http://theregulator.net/?p=995
Creepy Burger King thread here - http://theregulator.net/?p=1034
Get it?
kato but then again this thread is called: “The Light Side”…so I guess I will repost.
Comic Relief for the Day:
I have no doubt the passenger next to the little girl was CITIZEN WELLS!!!!! Hahahahahahaha
Thanx KStreet.
I enjoyed that Joke…I’m sure others will also !
Keep Spraying the Bottle in the Burger King Ad.
You will be amazed (creeped out) by what you’ll see…..
Great joke, kstreet!
I am still recovering from my trip to Walmart last weekend, but I did notice during my Walmart trip from hell that Tim McGraw is selling his own line of fragrances at Walmart. Combine that with the Burger King “Flame” line, and I bet any guy who wears it smells like cow farts. And no, I didn’t get close enough to the Tim McGraw stuff to smell it. I just *know* it.
ZEN,
LOL.
That King is just wrong. Every time I see one of his creepy commercials, I cringe. I still don’t know how that freaky king is an effective marketing tool.
I certainly haven’t been turned off of whoppers, but those commercials don’t make me want to go out and get one.
JohnReader,
I used to be a vegetarian and I never felt cleaner. I didn’t even need deoderant. It was a wonderful thing. However, I went to the Netherlands to visit my meat and potatoes relatives and my dad said, “Now you’ll eat what you’re offered. None of this ‘vegetarian’ nonsense”. After two weeks of that good cooking, I realized I still liked meat and never went back.
kstreet,
I just emailed that joke to my mother. Let’s see the response I get from her.
She’s really turned into a religious wingnut after this election. She doesn’t like for me to even say the word “evangelical” as she thinks I’m being insulting - even when I’m not. I hardly recognize the “independent” woman who raised me.
She also told me that the Episcopalian Church, of which I am a member, is a “dead church” and has lost its faith. I couldn’t believe it.
Heidi—I would love to eat meat with a clear mind, but can’t. I hate the way animals are treated for food. And, my relatives own cattle ranches, are cowboys still competing at rodeos. They are mistreated in feed lots, etc. Ancient man was a scavenger, and he ate alot of bone marrow—So, we do need certain nutrients.
Oh, Larry! I thought you were in seclusion and couldn’t get a cell phone signal so you could finish your book, that asterpiece of asterpieces (you know the one–the one that should be at the printer two weeks ago for on-time delivery), but you’re continuing to blog, so you’ve got internet access from your air card (so you’ve got a cellphone signal) or you’re just stealing someone’s wireless. I mean how can we miss you when you won’t go away?
So how was Brewton, Alabama? I see you took the back way home to FWB. Did you drive through Elgin or did you go around it? (That messiness with going through a large military base is something you should avoid, what with showing ID and all, and it might cause you some problems, what with that outstanding warrant.) Oh, and do give a big Hi, Y’all to Moma. Does she still keep her condiments on the kitchen counter? Not good, not good at all. But she is your moma, if you get food poisoning, well, you can’t blame it on Obama (but we know you’ll find a way).
JohnReader,
I can’t bring myself to watch those documentaries on how animals are abused and slaughtered. I have pets and love animals (mammals mainly) and I just couldn’t sit through it.
I’m sure if I did, I’d be off meat forever. I know that there is cruelty on ranches and slaughter houses, but I don’t know the extent to which it happens.
Maybe just knowing that it happens should be enough for me. I don’t know, but I can tell you that I have no stomach for gore. In fact, I don’t like to handle raw meat. My husband does that. Maybe I’ll be a vegetarian again some day.
JohnReader,
It’s time for a late lunch. I think I’ll follow your lead and make myself a Greek salad. That sounds really good right about now.
Larry’s STILL blogging–of course, he’s provided NO PROOF he was in Duluth, or his whereabouts on December 22, 2007–did Larry have enough time to get to Chicago, murder Donald Young and get back to Duluth? Who can say independently when Larry was seen last on December 22, 2007 and for the first time on December 23, 2007? Has anyone checked the airline records? Tollbooth records and videos? Maybe in all those phone calls Larry had with Young, Young had found out information about LARRY, that Larry was a fraud and a liar and was going to out him to Obama for his extortion schemes? We know Larry has access to guns and we know Larry knows how to handle guns. We know that Larry hasn’t really excluded himself as a suspect.
And who has routine “pre-op labs” on a Sunday? And for a minor operation, it’s not something where a hospital is going to be paying overtime to its lab staff. (December 23 was a Sunday.) No, that’s something that’s done Monday through Friday, so Larry had the tests on Friday or Monday. There’s another lie we caught Larry in.
Let’s see the hospital records–but it doesn’t exclude Larry, not at all.
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ADDED 1:20 PM 12-18-08
For those asking where I was on December 23, 2007, I was in Duluth, Minnesota under going pre-op labs etc… for surgery to remove a tumor from my right saliva gland. So get over your attempts to accuse me of murder.
I believe that Larry could be very dangerous if he believed he was cornered and in trouble. Who knows what went on in those phone conversations with Donald Young, or what he told Mr. Young. Larry does not have a good track record. But it is fishy that Larry has been bothering this man’s family and the police investigating the crime.
Johnny S,
I know this is unfunny for a lite thread, but we only have the word of a convicted liar for the contents of these phone calls. I think the Chicago PD might want to look a little deeper into the whereabouts of Sinclair on during that 24 hour period–and he has been harassing the Donald Young family, has illegally gotten ahold of Donald Young’s death certificate and posted it on his blog, he’s tried to get the autopsy report, and has come close to interfering in the investigation, according to the Chicago PD. What better way to deflect scrutiny in a murder investigation by blaming someone else? It’s not a new tactic, but it does call into question Larry’s motivation for doing so.
Good catch on the Sunday pre-op lab, Gilligan.
My friend is a doctor. She just told me all the lab techs are paid time and a half on the weekends and that most of the labs processed are from the ER or ICU.
I doubt Larrdo went to the ER or was in the ICU for pre-op labs. What an arse!
The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime or tries to insinuate himself into the investigation or both.
I wonder if Larry’s trip to Chicago this year and his calls to Chicago PD and the Young family brought that to mind.
Heidi,
One of my relatives is a lab tech. She hates going in on weekends, despite the overtime. She likes her 40 hour a week, Monday through Friday schedule.
And when did Larry have surgery for the saliva gland tumor if he had his pre-ops on Sunday, December 23? On Christmas eve? I can’t see someone who eats and guzzles Pepsi as much as Larry does (and who croons Christmas carols while driving and hanging a video camera out the window of his old, old RV while driving down unfamiliar dirt roads), missing all that food and drink over Christmas because he has a sore mouth.
Heidi,
It looks like Larry slipped up and got caught in a Big Time Lie. I think a call to the Chicago PD is in order, suggesting that Larry Sinclair should be a suspect in Donald Young’s murder.
gilligan,
I am in complete agreement. Larrd wouldn’t miss his holiday burger with only the spiciest of condiments (tabasco, hot peppers, etc…)
No, Larrd is lying and as Glix so accurately stated, many people who have committed murder try to insert themselves into the investigation. Often times, they do this to see if they can determine how far along the detectives are in the investigation and if they’re one of the suspects.
The bogus alibi (pre-op lab lie) and Larrdo calling the victim’s family and Detective McVicker are all tell tale signs that implicate Larrd. Larrdo can no longer be ruled out as a suspect and should at least be a person of interest in Donald Young’s murder. Larry is part of the gay community and so was Donald Young. That’s just as good as an association as being the part of the same church community.
However, Larrdo has lied about his alibi and is inserting himself into the investigation. Two huge signs that Larrd should be investigated.
Oh, goodness, have we forgotten about Larry’s buttbuddy, Tomas–you know, the one he visited in Grand Rapids, Michigan? Oh, yes we have. It looks like Larry’s got a new press conference in the near future. And the original post is by pissant/PattyNJ, who’d love to be Larry’s butt buddy, but she can’t.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2146675/posts
12/10/2008 11:04:25 PM PST · 36 of 37
TomasUSMC to BerryDingle
Wait for the firestorm mushroom cloud when Blago teams up with Larry Sinclair to attack obambi at Press Club Conference II.
gilligan,
Blago’s teaming up with Larrd ass? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, questions of Blago’s mental health have been cropping up. If that’s the case, it could happen. Maybe they could be roommates in a Chicago sanitorium someday.
Hey, maybe Blago will wear a kilt or some lederhosen to the PC.
Heidi,
Murder has three elements: motive, means and opportunity.
Larry deserves significantly more scrutiny that he’s received so far in the Donald Young murder. And where was he for that other murder, Larry Bland? That was November 17, 2007. Where was Larry? He’s already lied about his whereabouts during the Donald Young murder. He’s said nothing about where he was in the 24 hours before the Larry Bland murder.
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However, Larrdo has lied about his alibi and is inserting himself into the investigation. Two huge signs that Larrd should be investigated.
Heidi,
Oh, yeah, Blago’s thisside of crazy, and we know Larry’s bonkers.
Blago’s Serbian, so I’m hoping he shows up to their press conference wearing this:
http://www.diversitat.org.au/communities/serbian/Group%20at%20Serbian%20Hall%201995.JPG
Dashing. But it’s not lederhosen or a kilt.
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Well, questions of Blago’s mental health have been cropping up. If that’s the case, it could happen. Maybe they could be roommates in a Chicago sanitorium someday.
Hey, maybe Blago will wear a kilt or some lederhosen to the PC.
Oh, noooooos! Larry has up pictures of his decrepit camper, decorated for Christmas with some rope lights, with a picture of Larry looking well in excess of 250 (even if the camera adds 10 pounds, well, that’d still make him F-A-T), and he’s working hard on his Toshiba laptop (looks like a 17 inch screen).
In addition to the kid who was whining loud along to Little Drummer Boy in Walmart last weekend, now I see that rattletrap and fatass getting ready for his Xmas burger. Retch. I do think I’ll be able to get in the Christmas mood EVER after that.
gilligan,
I’d bet, since Larrd wasn’t getting the answers from Obama’s campaign like he wanted, he brought his stalking ass to Chicago and met both Larry Bland and Donald Young through the local gay community.
This could be a working theory:
He got turned down by Bland in November and humiliation caused him to lose it. He left the city until things cooled off and when he couldn’t stop obsessing about Obama, he returned. He met Donald Young and when he found out his offiliation with TUCC, he stalked Young to get to Obama. When Young wouldn’t get him close to Obama and told Larrd to leave him alone, Larrd lost again and killed him too.
Yep, where was Larry back then? We all know his propensity for stalking Obama and he has been threatening to show up on our doorsteps.
gilligan,
I’d love to see Blago in those puffy pants and funny shoes. That would make a lovely PC for Larrd (”I told him to wear a suit too!”)
Larry at the computer is PROOF - PROOF, I tell ya, that he’s working on his book. That and monitoring the threads on this site and answering to everything he reads.
He looks like a suffocated fish in that picture. Is that an ashtray next to his laptop? He smokes in such a confined space with all those soft surfaces? I’m sure it smells lovely in that camper.
HOLY SHIT!
The recount in Minnesota goes on, and Norm Coleman is ahead by only 64 votes.
How come the news isn’t covering the Coleman scandal every five minutes like they are with Blago?
Heidi,
Only the Minnesota papers are covering the Coleman scandals (and not so much)–BUT the count is now Coleman +5. That’s it.
Heidi—I sent a letter to Hillary years ago on mistreatment of horses. I got back a postcard, and figured it was a waste of postage. Recently, she did vote on this issue, and I was pleasantly surprised. So, I do have to say something nice about Hillary. I think, she may have listened, to me, and others.
Gilligan– Is Tomas Polish? He says he’s a marine, but I don’t think so?
Yes, I have always maintained Larrdo murdered the choirmaster. He knows more about Young, than Obama, who wasn’t staying in Chicago, or able to attend his Trinity church at that time. The guns he is brandishing must be the murder weapons! He took the poor guy’s presents from under the tree, after murdering him; That’s where he got the womens’clutch purse he uses for his KKK loot. Why won’t Larrd produce his phone records for this time in question?
JohnReader,
Yes, the presents were missing, weren’t they. That is very reminiscent of Larrd’s interraction with Lillian. Remember when Lillian went to the cops, he decided to break in and steal her stuff.
The MO is very similar. He probably got angry at Young for refusing to get Larrdy access to Obama and for telling him to go away and leave him alone. Larrd got his revenge and stole from the man as well.
gilligan,
It’s amazing that since Coleman is involved in a contentious fight for the MN Senate seat, the alleged corruption isn’t covered.
No, the MSM would rather highlight tenuous ties between Obama and Blago, the rejection by Hillary dems of Caroline Kennedy’s Senate appointment, etc…
Is it only a worth covering if the Democratic Party is involved? I can hardly even watch the news anymore.
JohnReader,
That was nice of Hillary to at least answer. I’m glad you called attention to the issue and that she voted on the issue. Well done!
Hillary isn’t all that bad, in my opinion. I wasn’t ever a supporter, but I’m happy to see what a team player she’s become. Bill has surprised me too, by handing over his list of donors. The two of them are being very cooperative. I’m sure the loss wasn’t easy on either of them.
OT—I like to grow flowers, but not arrangements. But, I did see a striking, easy arrangement for table. Tall, clear vase, whole cranberries in bottom, + calla lillies, or whatever. Very classy looking. Make people think you are a regular Martha Stewart.
I found Hillary to be a little rough around the edges during the campaign. She makes a good Senator, too strident for higher office. I think, women should run the world, just not her.
Heidi—We should be scrutinizing photos to see if there are trophy objects from the Young apt. These mass murder types always keep trophies of their conquests/murders. How many notches on the guns?
Come clean on the Young murder Larrd. We know you did it. Murderers can’t stand it when the case goes cold. They will do anything to draw attention to their crimes. Call the police, circulate rumors and lies.
john reader,
I’m going to go back and check, but I thought he said he was Puetro Rican, but I’m just not sure.
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Is Tomas Polish? He says he’s a marine, but I don’t think so?
You are right. I saw a Tomasz on a site who was Polish–with support for Sinclair. Must be a different guy–coincidence.
K…st.
Its official…
K. ST got the joke of the day;;;;lol….lol
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Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak Obama… when you don’t know shit?”
I want my man meat to smell like man, not flame broiled goodness. I can make a whopper run after if needed!
From La tards post today…
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Heck LARRY. Theres nothing larger than you.!
Maybe a whale!
New theory on the worn man purse carried by Larrd Arse. The purse is Young’s organizing purse, removed from his Apt. during the murder, burglary. The wear indicates the exact time lapsed since the Young murder. Since we are close to Young’s death anniversary, he exposed his trophy object. Makes sense to me.
Where are your phone records for the time Young was murdered Larry? Come clean!!! Quit hiding your involvement in this dreadful deed.
YOU need to read this… guys….
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/crime/story/628010.html
Has to do with drugs and GOV. SARAH .PALLIN.
Zen - fair call and done - link established. Thanks for pointing this out - I’m a bit of a newb to blogging, that and somewhat socially retarded
PS. anyone else who wants a link to the site, please let me know.
Hello my friends……yes……back from the dead.
Guess who came calling during the holidays?
Hey M2 - Join us on this thread - and check your mail.
http://theregulator.net/?p=1580
Howdy Mitch 2!!!!!
So very nice to see you! Was it FatAss?
Hey Mitch 2!
Hmmmm … could it have been Santa Douche? Saint Prick?
LOL