Some fun and funny homophonic sentences

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   December 2, 2022 at 2:10 pm

   Some funny homophonic sentences (article 1) 1. Xiaoming's body is uncomfortable to see the doctor. Burn your mouth?
   3. One day, the ant was lost, but fortunately he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you go back to the ant nest" and the other ant said, "With a smile or laughed or Yes ... Very silent "
   4. Crabs accidentally hit the loach when they walked out. The loach was very angry and said," Are you blind? "The crab said aggrieved," No, I am a crab! "
   5. I won't say beautiful words, but I am talking beautifully.
   6. Don't even boil overnight, what do you boil, is Oli given?
   7. There was a piglet, which planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grows slowly and slowly. The piglet said to the strawberry, you can't do the berries, you can't.
   8. The sparrow mother asked the little sparrow "Baby, what hair do you get?" The little sparrow said "啾" mother replied: "啾 啾 啾"
   9. Ugly talents have objects, beautiful selling air conditioner.
   10. I do n’t even hold my hand, what do you hold? Hold hands with Guanyin?
   11. The two uncle played chess, kid: Uncle, your car is gone. Uncle: What car, this is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you are riding away by yourself.
   12. I do n’t even want it, what do you want, do you want me?
   13. When it rains, I stepped on the mud and hurt me. I hate the mud. Did you hear? I hate the mud.
   14. I am a medicine for weight loss. I can make people's weight not heavy. I do n’t take medicine.
   15. The fried egg fell in love with the poached egg. It took the guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song of fried eggs.
   16. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig out. Its mother saw sighing, 唉 唉 爱 爱 爱 爱 爱
   17. It was raining today. Friends Ask me if I do n’t want an umbrella, I said, do n’t you hear umbrellas, do n’t you hear it.
   18. The sparrow mother smelled the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to get in today?" Little Sparrow: "啾 ~"
   19. I do n’t even cherish it, what do you cherish? ?
   20. There was an illiterate walking. He walked and suddenly literate. It turned out that he reached the crossroads.
   It some fun and funny homophonic sentences (article 2) 21. We cannot just feel the pulse of the times, and we will not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. When you think about letting you let your life, turn your face to let your mother let go "
   22. Who does it not like the love? Think about the love of Zhang Yide, Liu Bei Guan Yu likes it.
   3. I still hate you very much, just like my neighbors ate peppercorns, numb next door.
   24. One day I found that I was stained with a little gray. I can’t go back.
   25. Hello everyone, I am a crab. My pliers are gone. I do n’t have a pliers. R n 27. One day, the boy was wiped into the table, accidentally wiped out two ants, and a little ant came. The boy asked it: "Little ant, what about your parents? "Little Ant said," You wiped out "
   28. I did n’t bring a book teacher to ask me where I was in class today?
   9. Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
   30. I have a surprising job "" What? " How to do academic and emotional errors.
   32. One day, the potato learned the fortune teller and got the signboard on the street. At the beginning, I watched the garlic in anger and rushed the potato signs. When I left, I talked fiercely to the potatoes: You were shouting the garlic and trying it!
   33. "What do you guess what will you say when you are preparing to jump off the building?" "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
   34. When Cao Cao's army ambushed, Liu Beizang fled, and Lu met a cliff, Zhang Fei shouted, the protagonist, you quickly! Liu Bei: I am happy your mother!
   35. I bought a bun on the road and went back to eat tears.
   36. You don't even love me, what do you love? Einstein
   37. I accidentally stepped on a ant, and the little ant grievance said, that is the queen, oh oh Woo, we have no queue.
   38. Men are not good, what's good? Is it so you?
   39. I said I like Li Bai's poems.
   40. Yesterday, my mother went home and said, "What can I do on my pants? The song "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
   42. I bought a piece of clothes today and wearing the clothes. Did you hear it?
   43. During the study, I know how to think in other places, but my table does not agree.
   44. You don't even love me, what do you love, iQiyi?
   45. There is a quail to attend the ball late, so everyone calls him ~ late quilt.
   46. You don't even hurt me, what hurts? Tengger?
   47. The coal is not ignited. It turned out to be coal problem.
   48. Today I washed some jujube. When I washed together, I was scattered and jujube. Have you heard it?
   49. What do you even want to think? Do you want to die?
   50. I do n’t even return, what are you going back, do you go home?
   51. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you scrape west": "You are like watermelon"! Intersection Intersection
   52. At the age of fourteen, I caught a cicada and thought I caught the whole summer. I did not expect that the cicada said, " After poisoning, Ouyang Feng was detoxified for him, and said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me just suppressing itching. The little dragon girl received: Green ... Green Cao also became more fragrant for me?
   54. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't Ask me if there is you in my heart, I am you in Yu Guang. "
   55. Yugong said to his son before his death:" Move the mountain, move the mountain "son said:" Light Crystal ". Foot, it turns out that it is an horns.
   57. The most annoying others ask me how much salary, and there are many ways to humiliate me. Why do you choose this? Green, the lion was very angry, the tiger felt very innocent, and when the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer's qualification certificate.
   59. The doctor gave me some medicine pills. I accidentally overturned the bottle. Roll out, Hohara Lai is a good sound.
   60. Seeing that I have two rubber, you don't, why? Because you have no object (rubber).
   It some sweet ones Humor and funny homophonic stalks of the soil
   It sweet humorous funny and homophonic stalks (Article 1) 1. There is a flower of the bear, but the flower is dry, and the bear said sadly: flower, don't dry. Are you here? Don't cry.
   2. I hot clothes today, but it will be wrinkled by how to do it. I say not to wrinkle, do n’t wrinkle, do n’t go. The car is gone. Uncle: What kind of car, this is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you are riding away by yourself.
   . Xiaoming and his mother quarreled, Xiaoming Qi won the door, so Xiao Ming's family There is no door.
   5. One day, the bear looked for his own book everywhere: "Where is my book? "Yeah, where did I lose? "
   6. Coal is not ignited. It turned out to be coal problem.
   7." That girl, there is an apple muscle, it is natural to laugh "" What you said, the girl of Android machine, laughed "
   8. I have eaten a lot of peanuts, the more I eat, the happier, I checked it, it turns out that it is a good thing. The phone for his wife: Winter Linli. His wife stunned: Watch the sea with the sea?
   10. If you touch the scene, you will occupy two words. I will send you a guy in my life.
   . 12. The ducklings lined up to find a mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it is right, so the duckling said in a hurry, right? Qi duck, sorry, sorry.
   13. It is normal for no news, which beauty you have ever seen.
   14. Now is the real future tight: mask tightly tightly tightly put on tightly tightly tightly tightly The pants waist tightly.
   15. I have been very short since I was a child or short or short, or I heard it. I still love it. I fell from upstairs, and then I broke it, good night!
   17. Crab went out and walked and accidentally bumped into the loach. The loach was angry and said, "Are you blind?" "Crab said aggrieved," No, I'm crab! " "
   18. Do you know why Beijing people do n’t say a homophonic stalk? Because the old Beijing is not harmonious.
   . The stomach is so hungry, so I have to hold their fists, hit their stomach, and help themselves hungry. Qi.
   20. There is a piece of glass. It is a bit sleepy and then jumped downstairs and said: Good night I break it!
   Some sweet humorous funny and homophonic soil flavor words (article 2) 21 21 21 21 (2) 21 The ugly talents have objects, beautiful selling air conditioners.
   2. One day the elephant is eating ice cream, eating a lot, the more disgusting, the more the mouse said that it is tired, it is tired, you hear it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it, you heard it. I miss you.
   23. The girl said "Daddy, where are we going?" Dad did not hear, the mother laughed, the girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing?" Mom hit her Putting.
   24. Wangwang Snow Cake feels hot when it is hot.
   25. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my little cub juice?
   6. It's a good friend one day the mud goes to the pot to play the pot and ask who you are. Who are you? The mud said that I'm mud, I am a mud, do you hear it?
   7. Why did you play basketball and basketball today? Not high because it is air -to -air, right? How can I give up?
   28. God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied to the excitement: then you pull it first, and then talk about it. In the past, why haven't you finished the goddess?
   29. "How happy if anyone belongs to me" "Don't make trouble, no one is a fish". The problem, caterpillars still didn't understand the spiders twice, and then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you only a pig" and then the spider said aggrieved: "I am a spider"
   31. "Why Xu Xianxian Every time she was angry, Bai Suzhen let Xu Xian let her go? "Because she is best at spare snake songs. "
   32. I asked my mother, why can't the flames of the candle stop stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy."
   33. The clothes are wrinkled. I also iron it with the iron. I said don't wrinkle it, don't wrinkle, do you hear it? Don't leave.
   34. Onion asked chili, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? The pepper said I didn't go, the green onion asked again, who had gone? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? It's garlic.
   35. Do you even do n’t even want to think of Chanel?
   36. Even if I don't like it, do you like any sponsors?
   37. The difference between female stars and me is that they do n’t eat when they are hungry. I do n’t want to eat it.
   38. One day the bear is in the laundry, but there is no place in one place, and it is not clean. Mother Xiong said that you should rub the bear red with red eyes and say "You're rubbing"
   39. Wang If you can't change it, you will ask Cai Yuan to pay.
   40. One day, the ant was lost, but fortunately he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you go back to the ant nest" and the other ant said, "With a smile or laughed or Yes ... very silent "
   It sweet humorous funny and homophonic stalks (Article 3) 41. The zoo tiger gives the lion green, why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
   42. You can't say to those who are afraid of dogs: Life is more than a dog in front of you, and there are dogs full of streets.
   43. SpongeBob was fired by the crab boss with tears with tears: "Crab boss ..." Crab boss: "No need to thank"
   44. accidentally hit the rag on the table on the corner of the table and drop off the tablet. When I came down, I rolled out of the door. It turned out that the cloth can go out
   45. A Japanese came to China to see the dentist. As a result, the two people fought. The police asked the dentist and the Japanese. "
   46. In the future, my mascot decision is you, crab! —— Because you have money (clamp)
   47. The little duck said to the chicken: "Chicken, I like you" Chicken: You don't have to CK.
   48. Lu Ti said very touching. Everyone said he was moving.
   49. One day, the duckling is reading another duckling and said that you want to eat.
   50. Who doesn't like the love? Think about history, Zhang Yide's love, Liu Bei Guan Yu likes it.
   51. When Ruda pulled up the willow that year, the flowers beside him were closed, so others called him and the flowers were in line.
   52. It was raining today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said it should not be scattered.
   53. You said that girls with apple muscles laughed very naturally. Is it very stuck in the girl with Android machine?
   54. What do you even want to think? Do you want SHI?
   55. When I thought he wrapped the snake every day, I couldn't wrap him.
   56. I went to work today, and I was fortunate to be a star. The people passing by call me: hot in the ground.
   57. The girl who loves laughing will not be bad, why is it a cup.
   58. One day I died in the king's next way. I told my teammates and told my teammates.
   59. I know three kinds of berry strawberry cranberries miss me. Which one do you like?
   60. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck accumulates mud.
   It some funny sentences
   It some funny sentences [Article 1] 1. For the rest of your life, it is me, and it is me.
   . If you are not afraid of drinking the dichlorvos, you will be afraid that there will be surprises on the lid and enjoy one more bottle.
   3. Tears are not answers, hard work is choice. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow.
   4. The traffic is like a aunt at the beginning, and it is gone.
   5. There are only two things in my life in my life, that is, that's not, that's not.
   6. The boat of life faces the beach. In the face of the rapids, the weak will choose to escape and give up, while the strong will choose to face and challenge.
   7. A stone in my heart finally landed, but it hit my feet!
   8. The only thing to persist is to charge the phone every day.
   9. The longest love I have talked about is narcissistic, I love myself, no love rivals.
   10. Those who ca n’t have passed are not because of your short legs!
   11. People like spring breeze and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, and the temperature is bad!
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   13. My wife asked me: If there are female colleagues seduce you, will you obey? I smiled and shook my head, haha, who was it as a person? I am the kind of person who will tell you the real thought?
   14. Sister's smile, you can't find it, you can't buy it.
   15. Maybe we go so far, not to see the scenery, but to go to the end of the heaven and earth for a while.
   16. Dreaming was eaten by a dog, and then lived a dog -like life.
   17. Throw coins: Go to the Internet on the front, go to sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do homework.
   18. Others go to the south wall. I must make money when I go to repair the south wall.
   19. Being my girlfriend, I will protect you and will not let my other girlfriends discover you.
   . If you want to be irreplaceable, you must be different.
   It some funny sentences [Article 2] 21. If you are not afraid of not being able to pass, you will not dare to take the test.
   2. Some people appear in your life to tell you that you are so cheating.
   23. In addition to love, in addition to love, there are also radish in others.
   24. The efforts to refuse social rules are ineffective efforts.
   25. If I make my life into a movie, then I have thought about the movie name, and it is called poor life.
   26. Only young people are still crying for love, and our adults will only cry for poor.
   27. If you use a beauty plan, I will count it.
   28. Salted fish always has a day of turning over, but after turning over, it is still salted fish.
   29. Each effort is worthy of respect.
   30. You only have two options, I either become your wife or a nightmare for your wife.
   31. Ersonal is a person's joy, and class is the loneliness of a group of people.
   32. Mom said that she can't make friends who are not three or four, so my friends are very two.
   33. If life sells me, I hope it will be sold.
   34. I don't have much time to leave me. May I ask you know my life and death.
   35. Everyone who can't let go is because I can't have it.
   36. The more you desperately catch it, the more you suffer, the more you suffer. It is better to let go of your hands in time and go with it.
   37. Repeat the path of others through because of ignoring his feet.
   38. Since using black toothpaste, the teeth are white, and the people are dark.
   39. Every time I quarrel with others, I will know how to scold at the time when I lie on the bed.
   40. It is troublesome to like you, but I like to find trouble.
   It some funny sentences [Article 3] 41. Like it is wanton, love is restraint. Encounter is reserved, and getting along with patience.
   42. Some people have worked hard for a lifetime, which is squeezed into three streams from the four streams of society.
   43. No matter what you face, since you go to this step, you will persist; give yourself some affirmation, you are stronger than expected.
   44. Camphor pills are the hardest hard sugar I have ever eaten, so strange taste, how can anyone buy it.
   45. The current advertisement is really a pit mother. My mother can change my sister when I drank Yili.
   46. The problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
   47. Women are like clothes. Brother is wearing a brand that ordinary men can never afford.
   48. Dream is a thing that speaks out. It is a seed born in secret. Only by breaking the soil, it is long and long. all know. Before that, there was no choice but to persist.
   49. First fat is not fat, then fat is overwhelmed.
   50. The last bus of happiness did not catch up, but could not squeeze.
   51. Now people want to find an object when they are full, and I am even more powerful. I can't eat it.
   52. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color, far apart.
   53. Don't envy us for no homework on vacation, do you know how tired you play?
   54. You are really lonely.
   55. The irritability and panic that appears on rainy days, just sunny.
   56. Tian Cang Cang, the eyes are vast, the days without money are too long!
   57. You do not have to be responsible for each passenger, and you don't have to teach every passersby.
   58. There are a lot of things that you can't figure out at the time, don't worry, you can't remember after a while, you can't remember it.
   59. You listened to me, you lost several times, but you will still rise again.
   60. Children are sad when they are sad. We do n’t do it. We have to eat or buy something.
   It some homophonic stalks that you want to laugh when you look at
   The homophonic stalks that you want to laugh when you look at it [Article 1] 1. I am a small condensed milk bread, today I am disabled.
   2. One day, the ant was lost, but fortunately he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you go back to the ant nest" and the other ant said, "With a smile or laughed or laughed or Yes ... very silent "
   3. Today, I bought two ice cream at 36 degrees.
   4. I am a SF courier, I say you are small or small goods.
   5. I was hot today, but it would be wrinkled by how to do it. I said not to wrinkle, do n’t wrinkle, do n’t go.
   6. Yue Yunpeng's son asked Yue Yunpeng: Dad, what does it mean to try? Yue Yunpeng replied, the place where his father was bathing!
   7. Nezha asks Goku: "Set down the monster, ask you dare!" Goku: "Like ... like you love me like that?"
   8. Fahai will always be regarded as Can't Rapper, because he won't spare snakes.
   9. It is too light to eat the ravioli. I want to add some condiments and eat it after adding it. I just feel a burst of heartache. It turned out that I added it.
   10. The WeChat group of the little rabbit and bear disbanded the bear private chat with the little rabbit. Don't build it again ...
   11. I said in the middle of the night, I said, "Stomach, Can you stop it? "The stomach said," I don't call the stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun "
   12. There is a flower with a bear, but the flower is dry, and the bear said sadly: Flowers, don't dry. Did you hear that? do not Cry.
   13. The stomach is so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself hungry.
   14. The little duck said to the chick, "Chicken, I like you" Chicken: You don't have to CK.
   15. Do you like ladylike beauty and cuteness or my sheep epilepsy.
   16. Two pupae looked particularly like before, one was called at home, one was called out. After the medical examination, the doctor took the case list to ask who was sick. Take a closer look. .
   17. One day the bear is playing with the balloon bears, chasing while shouting, do n’t go away at the ball, do n’t you leave the ball, do you hear it, please do n’t go.
   18. Men are not good, what's good? Is it so you?
   19. There is a sky, the bear bought an ice cream, the sun is like fire, the ice cream is turned on, and the bear said, " It seems mud, like mud. "Do you hear it, miss you so much.
   . I asked my Chengdu friends why I love to wear Chuanjiu Pauling so much. He said that because of Jiu Bao Zero.
   21. Oh my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied according to the excitement of excitement: then you pull it first, and then talk about it. An hour has passed, why haven't you finished the goddess?
   22. Q: Why is the vampire afraid of garlic? Answer: Because the vampire likes not spicy (Blood)
   23. On the opposite side, there are five enemies on the opposite side of No. 1 No. 2 No. 3, my bodyguard said, "Please ask the owner to fight a few times."
   It some homophonic sentences that you want to laugh when you look at it [Article 2] 24. Girls need to do something bad and then send you a guy for you.
   25. my country has invented drone technology in the Tang Dynasty. Du Mu's "Crossing Huaqing Palace" has records: "One ride on the red dust concubine laughs, the drone is lychee."
   26. I am a relatively mature person, and I do it after eating and not eating.
   27. The two uncle played chess, kid: Uncle, your car is gone. Uncle: What car, this is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you are riding away by yourself.
   8. Why do Superman wear tight clothes? Because salvation is tight.
   29. I said I send express delivery in Beijing. Do you say that I have a land in Beijing?
   30. Pangu is the first product manager in history: Kaitian PD.
   31. I still hate you very much, just like the neighbors ate peppercorns, numb next door.
   32. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home. The rags on the table fell off and rolled out of the door.
   33. Do you even do n’t even want to think of Chanel?
   34. Do you know why Yi Xi Qianxi is not shopping at night? I don't know, because the store will be closed at night.
   35. Ask the stone monkey when I miss the most home, Answer: When the night is late, why? Because when the night is quiet, it is a stone monkey who wants to be home.
   36. The puff was flattened. The mother said she could not eat it. I asked why, because it was Bian Fu.
   37. A spider asked questions to caterpillars. The caterpillar talked twice and said that the caterpillars said angrily: "Are you only a pig?" Then the spider said aggrieved: "I am It's a spider "
   38. I understand a truth. People ugly have to read more. In the past, others said that I was not reading. It turned out to boast that I was beautiful.
   39. Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick is gone, so ask the land father -in -law, Sun Wukong: "Where is my golden hoop stick?"
   40. Coix kernels do things, and small ding is small.
   41. Do you even make an appointment for three chapters?
   42. Do vampires like to be spicy? Don't like it because they like "Blood".
   43. Teacher: Four plus one is equal to a few? Xiaoming: Trip of six minus one teacher: Why do you know the answer! Xiaoming: Because our young people do not talk about five (Wude)
   44. The stomach hurts in the middle of the night, so I discussed with the stomach. Me: Stomach, can you not hurt your stomach: I don't call the stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun.
   45. Zhuge Liang burned the Chibi and borrowed eight times to borrow eight times and became Zhu Bajie!
   46. The shiitake mushrooms walked on the road and were hit by an orange. The shiitake mushrooms furiously: "No eyes, let's die." Then the orange died. Because bacteria have to die, orange has to die. Essence
   The homophonic sentences that you want to laugh when you look at it [Article 3] 47. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck because of sanitation. Why? Because of "blue neck accumulation".
   48. What kind of song is when Yugong Yishan? Move the mountains and mountains, bright crystals.
   49. Don't even boil overnight, what do you boil, is Oli given?
   50. One day I died in the king's next way. I told my teammates and told my teammates.
   51. Do you even love what I love?
   52. SpongeBob was fired by the crab boss with tears with tears: "Crab boss ..." Crab boss: "Don't thank"
   53. Do you believe in religion? I have been taught in the cage, and our main task is to sleep.
   54. Just now, I saw a foreigner. A fluent English was very nice. I asked him whether he sent Yingyin or Meiyin.
   55. One day M and N quarreled, and finally apologized, because M sorry!
   56. Wangwang Snow Cake becomes hot and turns into Wangwang!
   57. One day, the piglet and the leopard went to eat. The boss said: What should the two eat? The piglet said: Give me a whole little pig food, the boss said: Okay, a pig food Then what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: Leopard food. The boss said: 8 o'clock in Beijing time.
   58. Even if I don't add WeChat, do you add the Caribbean pirates?
   59. One day, the elk was lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, my giraffe."
   60. I bought it on the road I ca n’t stop crying after I go back to eat. It turns out that this is a good silent!
   61. Yan Zi made Chu, Yan Zi left after being humiliated, and the minister who knew Yan Zi listened and hurriedly chased: "Yan Zi! Yan Zi! You take it away! How can I live without you!"
   62. I accidentally hit the rags on the table at the corner of the table and fell off. It was rolled out of the door. It was originally a cloth that was able to go out
   63. A duckling ducklings want to work hard with the ducks in front It is not right in his mouth.
   64. "What will a pear and a grain of rice be put into the refrigerator?" Say I am playing Russia?
   66. The doctor prescribed me a pill for me. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. Take a closer look. What is the product?
   68. The signature of the old colleagues nails "God is a Girl". I asked him how literary was so literary.

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