The props: a table, two chairs, a steamed bun, and a pancake fruit.
Father: (playing) The weather is really cold. The iron pillars of my family have not returned home for more than a year. No, I and his mother came to school to see him. His mother, you go quickly.
Mother: His father, you can't wait for me, how fast the old lady can go.
Father: His mother, here, our baby school is here, you see, XXX University, how spectacular this door is.
Mother: What can a blind old lady see? His father, see if there is any baby in our family.
Father: Wait for me. (Looking at the east and west, I am looking forward to it)
pillars: dear drip, what are you doing? I will invite you to dinner. Find you.
Father: Her mother, our pillar, our pillar! (Pulling Mother)
Mother: (excited throwing a stick to touch) column, where is it? Column —
pillars: (I am surprised, hold the mother and ask my father) Daddy, how do you come?
Father: (help mother) Your mother has dream of you recently, so let's take a look.
Mother: (holding the pillar, his head is biased towards the father) (Touch the column face)
pillars: (avoid) What do you think, I am good.
Father: Pillar, eat whatever you want, don't worry about money. (Pack to the pillar)
pillars: (hurriedly took the number of money), five cents, dad, (asking the money to ask the father) are all the change.
Father: (Scratching his head) This is not too late to change, you can use it first.
: Oh ~ (Suddenly) Oh, my father and mother, I have to go to class later, or you go first. (Push r) Mother: (take out the bag from the bag) column, don't panic, this is your favorite egg pancake when you were a kid.
: (Push over the mother's hand) Mother, I don't eat it, you take it back.
Father: (Take the bag for the pillar). It is not easy for your mother to get some of them.
pillars: Xingxing, (impatient, look at the table) You go away! (Push the cricket, the father picks up the stick to the mother)
Father: (help mother step down) the column, study hard! (Parents took two steps on the stage, Tiezhu took his girlfriend at this time) Father: (took out a steamed bun and squeezed half of it for the mother.) It was a day.
Mother: (Put down the steamed buns on his mouth) Hey, forget it, eat it tomorrow, there are not many buns, his father, give the water to me.
: (Seeing his girlfriend) Dear drip, wait a long time, just something happens, so ... not angry? (Girlfriend shook his head and laughed) Knowing that you won't, let's go.
Counselor: (Seeing parents) Uncle and aunt, are you?
Father: I am Wang Tiezhu's father, this is the baby's mother.
Counselor: 2 parents, hello, I am his counselor, how can you sit here so cold?
Father: Zhuer went to class, and we waited for him to leave after class.
Counselor: Get up, let me take you to eat some meals.
Father: No, just eat this, don't spend that money.
Counselor: Let's go, eat some hot, just nearby, let's talk about the situation of Tiezhu in school by the way.
(Parents get up, go to the door of the hotel, at this time Tiezhu and girlfriend are ready to order)
Girlfriend: Come a pot of meat, fish flavor shredded, old soup Dry tofu.
: There is another nine turns of large intestine, this old incense. (Parents and teachers see that the father rushed into the hotel) Father: You, you, do you say you want to go to class, you are not filial. (Stretching your hand to hit the iron pillar, do n’t go down in the end, hit your face)
The counselor: (say to your girlfriend, go back first) Tiezhu, how can you deceive your parents like this em? You have also seen your parents' situation. They are not willing to eat a meal outside for you for reading. Mother: Baby, what's wrong with you, how can you learn to lie? (The father shook his head, turned around, and the mother wiped tears, shook Tiezhu's hand and walked) Mother: Zhuer's father, don't you say a few words!
Father: Can our own baby be unclear! But I came to scold him a few words! Hey ~ (Very lost sigh)
The counselor: Tiezhu, I still want to tell your parents about your situation at this stage, you said that you have less studied in the past two years. Active, I know how to play computers, play games, and eat the sea of sweat and sweat from their parents to drink the sea. Can they not be sad.
: My parents borrowed money in the village for me, for me to go to school, but me, I am really sorry for them, I am not filial.
The counselor: You said that now, on the one hand, the country's policies are good. For students like you, the country will subsidize you, there are green channels, and inspirational scholarships. . On the other hand, our agricultural school is also a great professional. The party has continuously proposed that agriculture is the first productive forces for three conferences. If you think, agriculture does not develop, industrial reduction is reduced, and urban construction will slow! Our agricultural people should shoulders the mission of the motherland, why don't we study hard.
: Teacher, I know, I must study hard, no longer play, no longer make my parents sad, shoulder the heavy responsibility of the motherland, achieve good results to repay my parents, Contribute to the agriculture of the motherland.
The category of crosstalk: Minged cross talk, performed by an actor. The long -term single -mouth cross talk is usually divided into several performances, similar to the evaluation, but pay more attention to jokes. The counter -crosstalk, the number of actors is 2, and the actors are a bangle. According to the content of the contents of the two people, the content of the table can be divided into three categories: "a sinking", "mother -in -law" and "Guankou". (One of men and women, one of the oral cross talk) The group cross talk, the number of actors is 3 or more than 3. A is called "funny", B is called "holding", and C is called "greasy seam".
Six people's short cross talk scripts: (A is wearing a horse gown and a white scarf on his neck, a folding fan with his left hand, one by one, a spring breeze with a smile on the face) : Classmates! I want to die! Today we (six characters on your right hand) to tell you the cross talk! Applause! (Looking back) Hey, what about this man? (B, C, Ding, Wu, Ji, cross -handed and danced with Swan Lake, the fan was inserted on the neckline): We are here! A (surprise): This is a swan dance, which is clearly a fire bird dance! Are you talking about crosstalk or dancing? The five -person voice: Of course, cross talk! : Not stupid! Let me introduce the audience that this is a well -known Bear Er X rap combination that shocked the urban and rural areas in Southeast Asia in Southeast Asia. To say that cross talk must have excellent basic skills, that is, learn to sing. I: We know this, please go directly to today's theme! A: Knowing how to say cross talk, okay, not to popularize. But do you know, there are many dangers around us recently! B (open the fan, take a step forward): It will not be avian influenza! (Stand back to the original place) C (step forward, close the fan): Is it gas poisoning? (Standing back to the original place) Ding (knocking the head with a fan): Where is the danger? I do not know how? Themun (looking at A crooked head): It is very dangerous to cross the road. Is: Don't ... don't sell off the Zizi, there are ... say something, there is ... there are ... just let it go? A: Stuttering is also comic. Is (fan, turning his eyes): What do you mean, don't ... don't look down ... people. I don't just want to say that I am short and fat, and I still have a stutter. I am more than ... Wu Dalang, who sells biscuits, is higher than Guo Jingming's altitude! A: Drilling the horns of the horns, isn't it? Returning to the roll, mentioning dangers, for example, abduction, this is very dangerous recently. B: Hey! You mean the pit for children! C: This is really dangerous. Ding: This is quite dangerous. Whoever encounters this will be unlucky! Wu: Don't let me touch this bad. The (not Xiao, angry): Do you ... you encountered! : That's not. Saying that the cousin of my aunt's aunt's house, I encountered it. Let's demonstrate, you, you, you, list. (B, C, Ding, after the screen, B take off the gown, suit leather, stick with a beard, C -shirt, casual dress, grab the hair, pick up the crutch, take off the cheongsam, wear student uniforms, wear student uniforms ) A (hitting the palm): guide! Back! I Wu Ji standing aside Peosa (B, the same below): others cheat me, others, others turn to me, others grab red envelopes, I will grab children! (Faced with the audience) I will use deliciously to stuck your mouth, tie your legs with fun, and make your heart with a nicely confused. As long as it is in my palm (clenched his fist), just like him! (Looking back) Dog eggs! Dog eggs! Extension information Crosstalk script outline: The event in society and TV series often being abducted. Criminals usually seize the age of elementary school students, lack of prevention, and easy to listen to the characteristics of others. , Use seduction and forcibly to implement crimes; The six -person cross talk drama interprets the deception of the abductor to the extreme, and plays how to avoid being abducted and how can you use it to liberate it. It should be mastered what to prevent abduction and security knowledge, to increase the ability to be vigilant and distinguish between right and wrong, and prevent the occurrence of abduction incidents. S six crosstalk dramas. The language is humorous, humorous, and funny. With the tacit cooperation of body language, students will increase their knowledge in laughter and increase their sense of prevention in laughter.
I A heard that cross talk actors are knowledgeable and very knowledgeable. I, where, we all know very shallow. But do we have to learn more and ask more. A Oh, no, I heard that you have studied in mathematics. I, what research, when I was in school, this door was slightly stronger than other homework. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What have you learned in mathematics? B, that is: addition, subtraction and multiplication, proportional, four, arithmetic, algebra, triangle, geometry, microconatory. Hey, in fact, ah, horse tiger. A hey! Good guy 1 I, don't look at it, but the grades are not very good. You calculate: When the exam is, there are always more than ninety points, not even a hundred points. A, are you not good? I cough! Homing. I, I have an arithmetic question to ask you for advice. I Oh, that's dare not, let's study each other. I oh no, I will learn from you. Where is B where. I's arithmetic problem, I calculated for several years, and I did not get a complete answer. I. I I want to find a math expert. I um. I is afraid of others' busy work. I. I met you, okay? Give help. I. ? I I may not be able to solve it. So, you can say what is the question? I, I ask you. I, hey, dare not. Is do you say this one is equal? I um, what do you say? What is the equal to one? I is this question? I has not counted for several years. I Oh, this question is too difficult. I, otherwise, I want to find a math expert! I, no, no need. A? I, just ask me to ask me. A, can you solve this problem? of course. I, I asked some friends. I So what do people say? A, they expressed their powerless. I I do, I do n’t want to be embarrassed with you! What is the name of this! I is just an arithmetic question, do you have to ask an expert? Is I am not here! I, I can make an accurate answer that makes you satisfactory. I, I am very grateful. What do you say this one is equal? I is equal to two zero -fifth. A Oh, one is equal to two zero -five? is right! To be listed: one by one equal to one. I to follow your calculation method, it seems that this conclusion should be concluded: one is equal to one. Why do you still seem to be? It is equal to one! A who tells you one equal to one? Well, are you a math expert? I, I just graduated from elementary school. I is strange, why do you draw such a conclusion? I is not surprising, he knows such an arithmetic problem. What is your name? How many old children know? It's equal to one. Why am I big? I don’t know? B. .. .. .. .. .. In fact, you don't know. I I know why I asked you? B. .. .. .. .. .. Can be said! I should be so simple, I also go to mathematics experts. I yes. .. .. .. .. .. You also ask mathematics experts. A without thinking, blurting out, fully show your pride and complacent, no one in your eyes! Do not easily conclude any problems, and think more about it. Pick up and say, hum, how can this be! I Hey, this is grieving me. I should think about it. I count it again. One by one is equal to. .. .. .. .. .. Still equal to one. Hey, I almost didn't let him blame me. I said Mr.. .. .. .. .. .. Is to think about it. I, this is thinking. This is equal to one. This is yes, this is a formula for pushing. I, you are the knowledge in the book. I? I, you are called death books. The ancients said such words- What B what to say? I reading to die, death, reading, reading is not as good as not reading. We are studying and useful for use, and you think about this problem aside from the book. I I don't understand this. A, are you a cross talk actor? I yes. A is a language art, and the language and vocabulary must be rich. I, I dare not say that anymore. I has such a proverb, have you heard of it? The veteran goes out -one top! What is equal to? I is equal to one. It, how can a veteran go out and say one top and two? B. .. .. .. .. .. yes! This is not equal to the two! What is the difference between the top two and equal to the two? I, the top two and equal to the two, seemingly. .. .. .. .. .. should be. .. .. .. .. .. Same. Ihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I no no! The meaning of this sentence is: a person has knowledge, experience, and is willing to study, and one person can do the work of two people. I to talk nonsense, I ask you how much is it? I et al. .. .. .. .. .. According to the meaning of this sentence, it seems that, should, this one is equal to two. Why are the two equal to two? I, this is not the same as two, you are not satisfied. I, what does this mean? I forced you? 没有, no, this fact persuaded me. It should be concluded that one is equal to two. Ih, do you know such two proverbs? I um, what? does not need to be good guy — 1 one top ten! What is the equal to one? I, how about B, this is equal to ten. is the ten? This is not a conclusion. In the Great Leap Forward, our workers were invented and created a lot of machines. In the past, manual operations were now machine operations. I, what do you talk about? I to say the simplest, packaged. I Oh, packaging. Nail packages, bags, and confectionery, and in the past are hand -packed. I Yes, isn't it all changed the machine packaging now? A is right, there are two proverbs, a tool change, one person is one hundred. I is good, this conclusion is changed again, one is equal to one hundred. Ok. I, if everyone drilled the trick — B may be one thousand. A also has such a proverb in agriculture, one seed - Then thousands of returns! Is A is equal to? I et al. .. .. .. .. .. Oops, this one is equal to all. A more proverb - I I said you are over. Proverbs in arithmetic? Can't count clearly. Which accountant do you see here to this account? After checking the accounts, I watched, "The veteran goes out of the horse with one top, there is no need for good guys, one top ten." What do you say? Then how can you say clearly? I, this abacus, you have to have specific money. A saying that you are specific, you can't count it. I is not necessarily! Is you said: How much is the money? Wei, which is one liabilities. .. .. .. .. .. It is equal to one dollars. .. .. .. .. .. I, I, can you say that the five lobe money is fine? Why do you do? I is good for a penny. Why are you a point? Is you want to enter the four houses and five! I I did not let you write a account, I said how much money is it? I is good, one dollar is equal to one -tenth of a penny, one percent of a corner, and one thousandth of one yuan. Hey, insignificant. is not right, and one dollar has its economic value. What is the economic value of B? You have five cents for you to buy a popsicle. Fifty people have a popsicle, how to eat this? A bite. Il is the big mouth? A small mouth. I? Not enough, each person can only use the tip of the tongue to be so stained, small, and don't stick it. You have to meet a big tongue, this popsicle is gone. What economic value is there? Is how much do you say a dollar money? I did not have an appointment. You can see that you can use it. How much is it. I has a few proverbs, do you know? I, you listen, this proverb is here again! what? It is not big? I! Nethes of nail water. I, that is! The is not much? I! I is woven one by one. of course! The people in the People's Hall of the Capital of A? It is made of bricks and tiles. Are you old? me. .. .. .. .. .. I, she grows up day by day. I, are you not nonsense? I to put a piece of money for a person's triviality. B oh! A, you need to know that we have more than 600 million people across the country. I yes! A everyone should have a big account, and everyone should pay attention to a small number. I. I to multiply with more than 600 million times, and a huge number will be obtained. I. A, right? B pair. Ne A, it is very meaningful for us! We must carry forward the spirit of hard work, saving, and frugality, saving one centimeter, one inch, a drop of oil, one -time electricity, one stitch, one tile, one -gray and one stone, a little bit, and the insignificant "one" Give together and become a huge "one". I. A to make it greatly powerful in construction! B pair! What do you call? I, you are too right! What do you think of one dollar money? B? A you only like this big. I um, I don't like that little ones. I am a foreigner? I, you only know that you are starting from the big place, not in the small side: just look at the problem, there is no global point of view; it will only spread and waste, not to save frugality. This kind of thought development is really danger -dangerous! is good, he is here to be firm! Don't you ask how much money I have? But who knows that you have more than 600 million after your money? Take a while, add it for a while, no one can come up! I I ask you another question. I um, what? Il is how much do you say? Where is B alone? He is equal to him. .. .. .. .. .. It depends on a big and small! There are many large amounts of this child, and he has less small weight. Why do you do you? Why do I have a scales? Do n’t you tell me, how much do I know? do you know such two proverbs? I's proverb is really a lot. Well, what? M workers often say: "For the early realization of socialism, work for two days!" B, one -equal to two. I also has two proverbs. What B? A to fight against time to grab time, people work alone! What is this one equal to? I is equal to three. I now that our Chinese people have the consciousness of socialism. They all have the attitude of the owner, endless wisdom, and the spirit of forgetfulness. Is it over and over again, how much do you say? I, this one? A um. I is the same as -it is more 0. I is unambiguous, saying accurate. I Saying accurate? A um. I is this one, hum -don't know! I only answered the right this half a day! What is B, the answer is right? I I said a few equalization, that is, there is no answer to an arithmetic question. More or less depends on our subjective ability. One point of heat will be sent to a point. Save one minute and create a wealth for the country. Save a centimeter of money and accumulate a penny for the country. This is our enthusiasm, consciousness and sense of responsibility. is it? B pair should carry forward this spirit. I is specific to me. What do you say? Then, so, to me? To me. .. .. .. .. .. Hey, then it's sloppy. Is, how much is you creating wealth for the country? didn't I tell you that it was a horse tiger? So do you equal to the savings? I! I, so what do you think of these newcomers and new things with your eyes open all day? I is a horse tiger! A oh, you are sloppy! I who is sloppy? What eyes? I, my eyes are good eyes, a little bit of my left eye, one two -two right eye. A, just right. I Hey! A two or five eyes. I?
Script: Drinking Water Siyuan
Character: Father, Mother, Tiezhu, Counselor, Girlfriend, Waiter.
The props: a table, two chairs, a steamed bun, and a pancake fruit.
Father: (playing) The weather is really cold. The iron pillars of my family have not returned home for more than a year. No, I and his mother came to school to see him. His mother, you go quickly.
Mother: His father, you can't wait for me, how fast the old lady can go.
Father: His mother, here, our baby school is here, you see, XXX University, how spectacular this door is.
Mother: What can a blind old lady see? His father, see if there is any baby in our family.
Father: Wait for me. (Looking at the east and west, I am looking forward to it)
pillars: dear drip, what are you doing? I will invite you to dinner. Find you.
Father: Her mother, our pillar, our pillar! (Pulling Mother)
Mother: (excited throwing a stick to touch) column, where is it? Column —
pillars: (I am surprised, hold the mother and ask my father) Daddy, how do you come?
Father: (help mother) Your mother has dream of you recently, so let's take a look.
Mother: (holding the pillar, his head is biased towards the father) (Touch the column face)
pillars: (avoid) What do you think, I am good.
Father: Pillar, eat whatever you want, don't worry about money. (Pack to the pillar)
pillars: (hurriedly took the number of money), five cents, dad, (asking the money to ask the father) are all the change.
Father: (Scratching his head) This is not too late to change, you can use it first.
: Oh ~ (Suddenly) Oh, my father and mother, I have to go to class later, or you go first. (Push r)
Mother: (take out the bag from the bag) column, don't panic, this is your favorite egg pancake when you were a kid.
: (Push over the mother's hand) Mother, I don't eat it, you take it back.
Father: (Take the bag for the pillar). It is not easy for your mother to get some of them.
pillars: Xingxing, (impatient, look at the table) You go away! (Push the cricket, the father picks up the stick to the mother)
Father: (help mother step down) the column, study hard! (Parents took two steps on the stage, Tiezhu took his girlfriend at this time)
Father: (took out a steamed bun and squeezed half of it for the mother.) It was a day.
Mother: (Put down the steamed buns on his mouth) Hey, forget it, eat it tomorrow, there are not many buns, his father, give the water to me.
: (Seeing his girlfriend) Dear drip, wait a long time, just something happens, so ... not angry? (Girlfriend shook his head and laughed) Knowing that you won't, let's go.
Counselor: (Seeing parents) Uncle and aunt, are you?
Father: I am Wang Tiezhu's father, this is the baby's mother.
Counselor: 2 parents, hello, I am his counselor, how can you sit here so cold?
Father: Zhuer went to class, and we waited for him to leave after class.
Counselor: Get up, let me take you to eat some meals.
Father: No, just eat this, don't spend that money.
Counselor: Let's go, eat some hot, just nearby, let's talk about the situation of Tiezhu in school by the way.
(Parents get up, go to the door of the hotel, at this time Tiezhu and girlfriend are ready to order)
Girlfriend: Come a pot of meat, fish flavor shredded, old soup Dry tofu.
: There is another nine turns of large intestine, this old incense. (Parents and teachers see that the father rushed into the hotel)
Father: You, you, do you say you want to go to class, you are not filial. (Stretching your hand to hit the iron pillar, do n’t go down in the end, hit your face)
The counselor: (say to your girlfriend, go back first) Tiezhu, how can you deceive your parents like this em? You have also seen your parents' situation. They are not willing to eat a meal outside for you for reading.
Mother: Baby, what's wrong with you, how can you learn to lie? (The father shook his head, turned around, and the mother wiped tears, shook Tiezhu's hand and walked)
Mother: Zhuer's father, don't you say a few words!
Father: Can our own baby be unclear! But I came to scold him a few words! Hey ~ (Very lost sigh)
The counselor: Tiezhu, I still want to tell your parents about your situation at this stage, you said that you have less studied in the past two years. Active, I know how to play computers, play games, and eat the sea of sweat and sweat from their parents to drink the sea. Can they not be sad.
: My parents borrowed money in the village for me, for me to go to school, but me, I am really sorry for them, I am not filial.
The counselor: You said that now, on the one hand, the country's policies are good. For students like you, the country will subsidize you, there are green channels, and inspirational scholarships.
. On the other hand, our agricultural school is also a great professional. The party has continuously proposed that agriculture is the first productive forces for three conferences. If you think, agriculture does not develop, industrial reduction is reduced, and urban construction will slow! Our agricultural people should shoulders the mission of the motherland, why don't we study hard.
: Teacher, I know, I must study hard, no longer play, no longer make my parents sad, shoulder the heavy responsibility of the motherland, achieve good results to repay my parents, Contribute to the agriculture of the motherland.
The category of crosstalk:
Minged cross talk, performed by an actor. The long -term single -mouth cross talk is usually divided into several performances, similar to the evaluation, but pay more attention to jokes.
The counter -crosstalk, the number of actors is 2, and the actors are a bangle. According to the content of the contents of the two people, the content of the table can be divided into three categories: "a sinking", "mother -in -law" and "Guankou". (One of men and women, one of the oral cross talk)
The group cross talk, the number of actors is 3 or more than 3. A is called "funny", B is called "holding", and C is called "greasy seam".
Six people's short cross talk scripts:
(A is wearing a horse gown and a white scarf on his neck, a folding fan with his left hand, one by one, a spring breeze with a smile on the face)
: Classmates! I want to die! Today we (six characters on your right hand) to tell you the cross talk! Applause! (Looking back) Hey, what about this man?
(B, C, Ding, Wu, Ji, cross -handed and danced with Swan Lake, the fan was inserted on the neckline): We are here!
A (surprise): This is a swan dance, which is clearly a fire bird dance! Are you talking about crosstalk or dancing?
The five -person voice: Of course, cross talk!
: Not stupid! Let me introduce the audience that this is a well -known Bear Er X rap combination that shocked the urban and rural areas in Southeast Asia in Southeast Asia. To say that cross talk must have excellent basic skills, that is, learn to sing.
I: We know this, please go directly to today's theme!
A: Knowing how to say cross talk, okay, not to popularize. But do you know, there are many dangers around us recently!
B (open the fan, take a step forward): It will not be avian influenza! (Stand back to the original place)
C (step forward, close the fan): Is it gas poisoning? (Standing back to the original place)
Ding (knocking the head with a fan): Where is the danger? I do not know how?
Themun (looking at A crooked head): It is very dangerous to cross the road.
Is: Don't ... don't sell off the Zizi, there are ... say something, there is ... there are ... just let it go?
A: Stuttering is also comic.
Is (fan, turning his eyes): What do you mean, don't ... don't look down ... people. I don't just want to say that I am short and fat, and I still have a stutter. I am more than ... Wu Dalang, who sells biscuits, is higher than Guo Jingming's altitude!
A: Drilling the horns of the horns, isn't it? Returning to the roll, mentioning dangers, for example, abduction, this is very dangerous recently.
B: Hey! You mean the pit for children!
C: This is really dangerous.
Ding: This is quite dangerous. Whoever encounters this will be unlucky!
Wu: Don't let me touch this bad.
The (not Xiao, angry): Do you ... you encountered!
: That's not. Saying that the cousin of my aunt's aunt's house, I encountered it. Let's demonstrate, you, you, you, list.
(B, C, Ding, after the screen, B take off the gown, suit leather, stick with a beard, C -shirt, casual dress, grab the hair, pick up the crutch, take off the cheongsam, wear student uniforms, wear student uniforms )
A (hitting the palm): guide! Back!
I Wu Ji standing aside
Peosa (B, the same below): others cheat me, others, others turn to me, others grab red envelopes, I will grab children! (Faced with the audience) I will use deliciously to stuck your mouth, tie your legs with fun, and make your heart with a nicely confused. As long as it is in my palm (clenched his fist), just like him! (Looking back) Dog eggs! Dog eggs!
Extension information
Crosstalk script outline:
The event in society and TV series often being abducted. Criminals usually seize the age of elementary school students, lack of prevention, and easy to listen to the characteristics of others. , Use seduction and forcibly to implement crimes;
The six -person cross talk drama interprets the deception of the abductor to the extreme, and plays how to avoid being abducted and how can you use it to liberate it. It should be mastered what to prevent abduction and security knowledge, to increase the ability to be vigilant and distinguish between right and wrong, and prevent the occurrence of abduction incidents.
S six crosstalk dramas. The language is humorous, humorous, and funny. With the tacit cooperation of body language, students will increase their knowledge in laughter and increase their sense of prevention in laughter.
Master Hou Baolin's "One equal to how many"
I A heard that cross talk actors are knowledgeable and very knowledgeable.
I, where, we all know very shallow. But do we have to learn more and ask more.
A Oh, no, I heard that you have studied in mathematics.
I, what research, when I was in school, this door was slightly stronger than other homework.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What have you learned in mathematics?
B, that is: addition, subtraction and multiplication, proportional, four, arithmetic, algebra, triangle, geometry, microconatory. Hey, in fact, ah, horse tiger.
A hey! Good guy 1
I, don't look at it, but the grades are not very good. You calculate: When the exam is, there are always more than ninety points, not even a hundred points.
A, are you not good?
I cough! Homing.
I, I have an arithmetic question to ask you for advice.
I Oh, that's dare not, let's study each other.
I oh no, I will learn from you.
Where is B where.
I's arithmetic problem, I calculated for several years, and I did not get a complete answer.
I.
I I want to find a math expert.
I um.
I is afraid of others' busy work.
I.
I met you, okay? Give help.
I.
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I I may not be able to solve it. So, you can say what is the question?
I, I ask you.
I, hey, dare not.
Is do you say this one is equal?
I um, what do you say?
What is the equal to one?
I is this question?
I has not counted for several years.
I Oh, this question is too difficult.
I, otherwise, I want to find a math expert!
I, no, no need.
A?
I, just ask me to ask me.
A, can you solve this problem?
of course.
I, I asked some friends.
I So what do people say?
A, they expressed their powerless.
I I do, I do n’t want to be embarrassed with you!
What is the name of this!
I is just an arithmetic question, do you have to ask an expert?
Is I am not here!
I, I can make an accurate answer that makes you satisfactory.
I, I am very grateful. What do you say this one is equal?
I is equal to two zero -fifth.
A Oh, one is equal to two zero -five?
is right! To be listed: one by one equal to one.
I to follow your calculation method, it seems that this conclusion should be concluded: one is equal to one.
Why do you still seem to be? It is equal to one!
A who tells you one equal to one? Well, are you a math expert?
I, I just graduated from elementary school.
I is strange, why do you draw such a conclusion?
I is not surprising, he knows such an arithmetic problem.
What is your name? How many old children know? It's equal to one. Why am I big? I don’t know?
B. .. .. .. .. .. In fact, you don't know.
I I know why I asked you?
B. .. .. .. .. .. Can be said!
I should be so simple, I also go to mathematics experts.
I yes. .. .. .. .. .. You also ask mathematics experts.
A without thinking, blurting out, fully show your pride and complacent, no one in your eyes! Do not easily conclude any problems, and think more about it. Pick up and say, hum, how can this be!
I Hey, this is grieving me. I should think about it. I count it again. One by one is equal to. .. .. .. .. .. Still equal to one. Hey, I almost didn't let him blame me. I said Mr.. .. .. .. .. ..
Is to think about it.
I, this is thinking. This is equal to one. This is yes, this is a formula for pushing.
I, you are the knowledge in the book.
I?
I, you are called death books. The ancients said such words-
What B what to say?
I reading to die, death, reading, reading is not as good as not reading. We are studying and useful for use, and you think about this problem aside from the book.
I I don't understand this.
A, are you a cross talk actor?
I yes.
A is a language art, and the language and vocabulary must be rich.
I, I dare not say that anymore.
I has such a proverb, have you heard of it? The veteran goes out -one top! What is equal to?
I is equal to one.
It, how can a veteran go out and say one top and two?
B. .. .. .. .. .. yes! This is not equal to the two!
What is the difference between the top two and equal to the two?
I, the top two and equal to the two, seemingly. .. .. .. .. .. should be. .. .. .. .. .. Same.
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I no no! The meaning of this sentence is: a person has knowledge, experience, and is willing to study, and one person can do the work of two people.
I to talk nonsense, I ask you how much is it?
I et al. .. .. .. .. .. According to the meaning of this sentence, it seems that, should, this one is equal to two.
Why are the two equal to two?
I, this is not the same as two, you are not satisfied.
I, what does this mean? I forced you?
没有, no, this fact persuaded me. It should be concluded that one is equal to two.
Ih, do you know such two proverbs?
I um, what?
does not need to be good guy —
1 one top ten!
What is the equal to one?
I, how about B, this is equal to ten.
is the ten? This is not a conclusion. In the Great Leap Forward, our workers were invented and created a lot of machines. In the past, manual operations were now machine operations.
I, what do you talk about?
I to say the simplest, packaged.
I Oh, packaging.
Nail packages, bags, and confectionery, and in the past are hand -packed.
I Yes, isn't it all changed the machine packaging now?
A is right, there are two proverbs, a tool change, one person is one hundred.
I is good, this conclusion is changed again, one is equal to one hundred. Ok.
I, if everyone drilled the trick —
B may be one thousand.
A also has such a proverb in agriculture, one seed -
Then thousands of returns!
Is A is equal to?
I et al. .. .. .. .. .. Oops, this one is equal to all.
A more proverb -
I I said you are over. Proverbs in arithmetic? Can't count clearly. Which accountant do you see here to this account? After checking the accounts, I watched, "The veteran goes out of the horse with one top, there is no need for good guys, one top ten." What do you say?
Then how can you say clearly?
I, this abacus, you have to have specific money.
A saying that you are specific, you can't count it.
I is not necessarily!
Is you said: How much is the money?
Wei, which is one liabilities. .. .. .. .. .. It is equal to one dollars. .. .. .. .. .. I, I, can you say that the five lobe money is fine?
Why do you do?
I is good for a penny.
Why are you a point?
Is you want to enter the four houses and five!
I I did not let you write a account, I said how much money is it?
I is good, one dollar is equal to one -tenth of a penny, one percent of a corner, and one thousandth of one yuan. Hey, insignificant.
is not right, and one dollar has its economic value.
What is the economic value of B? You have five cents for you to buy a popsicle. Fifty people have a popsicle, how to eat this?
A bite.
Il is the big mouth?
A small mouth.
I? Not enough, each person can only use the tip of the tongue to be so stained, small, and don't stick it. You have to meet a big tongue, this popsicle is gone. What economic value is there?
Is how much do you say a dollar money?
I did not have an appointment. You can see that you can use it. How much is it.
I has a few proverbs, do you know?
I, you listen, this proverb is here again! what?
It is not big?
I!
Nethes of nail water.
I, that is!
The is not much?
I!
I is woven one by one.
of course!
The people in the People's Hall of the Capital of A? It is made of bricks and tiles. Are you old?
me. .. .. .. .. ..
I, she grows up day by day.
I, are you not nonsense?
I to put a piece of money for a person's triviality.
B oh!
A, you need to know that we have more than 600 million people across the country.
I yes!
A everyone should have a big account, and everyone should pay attention to a small number.
I.
I to multiply with more than 600 million times, and a huge number will be obtained.
I.
A, right?
B pair.
Ne A, it is very meaningful for us! We must carry forward the spirit of hard work, saving, and frugality, saving one centimeter, one inch, a drop of oil, one -time electricity, one stitch, one tile, one -gray and one stone, a little bit, and the insignificant "one" Give together and become a huge "one".
I.
A to make it greatly powerful in construction!
B pair!
What do you call?
I, you are too right!
What do you think of one dollar money?
B?
A you only like this big.
I um, I don't like that little ones. I am a foreigner?
I, you only know that you are starting from the big place, not in the small side: just look at the problem, there is no global point of view; it will only spread and waste, not to save frugality. This kind of thought development is really danger -dangerous!
is good, he is here to be firm! Don't you ask how much money I have? But who knows that you have more than 600 million after your money? Take a while, add it for a while, no one can come up!
I I ask you another question.
I um, what?
Il is how much do you say?
Where is B alone? He is equal to him. .. .. .. .. .. It depends on a big and small! There are many large amounts of this child, and he has less small weight.
Why do you do you?
Why do I have a scales? Do n’t you tell me, how much do I know?
do you know such two proverbs?
I's proverb is really a lot. Well, what?
M workers often say: "For the early realization of socialism, work for two days!"
B, one -equal to two.
I also has two proverbs.
What B?
A to fight against time to grab time, people work alone! What is this one equal to?
I is equal to three.
I now that our Chinese people have the consciousness of socialism. They all have the attitude of the owner, endless wisdom, and the spirit of forgetfulness. Is it over and over again, how much do you say?
I, this one?
A um.
I is the same as -it is more 0.
I is unambiguous, saying accurate.
I Saying accurate?
A um.
I is this one, hum -don't know!
I only answered the right this half a day!
What is B, the answer is right?
I I said a few equalization, that is, there is no answer to an arithmetic question. More or less depends on our subjective ability. One point of heat will be sent to a point. Save one minute and create a wealth for the country. Save a centimeter of money and accumulate a penny for the country. This is our enthusiasm, consciousness and sense of responsibility. is it?
B pair should carry forward this spirit.
I is specific to me. What do you say?
Then, so, to me? To me. .. .. .. .. .. Hey, then it's sloppy.
Is, how much is you creating wealth for the country?
didn't I tell you that it was a horse tiger?
So do you equal to the savings?
I!
I, so what do you think of these newcomers and new things with your eyes open all day?
I is a horse tiger!
A oh, you are sloppy!
I who is sloppy?
What eyes?
I, my eyes are good eyes, a little bit of my left eye, one two -two right eye.
A, just right.
I Hey!
A two or five eyes.
I?
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