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1. Xiaoyu stabs your chest/people take the small boxing fist hammer your chest.
. Pippi shrimp, let's go. 3. Does your conscience hurt? . I am worried, the old iron! . Dajili, eat chicken tonight. 6. Are you not in your heart? /Are you mentally retarded/you are not stupid. 7. ——The is great! ——The forces, my brother. eight. Ten moves. nine. Men's silent and female tears. The people do not dismantle. eleven. He abandoned therapy/why give up treatment. . Twelve. Of course, choose to forgive her. . Thirteen. Old Brother is stable/powerful. It fourteen. Interested operation/brain -full operation/and this operation.
● It is not necessarily the prince who riding a white horse. He may be Tang Seng. ● It is not necessarily an angel with wings. He may be birds. ● Wear other people's shoes, take their own way, let them find it! ● Handsome and fart, can you use that face to swipe the card after consumption! ● The lowest goal of a college student: farmers, mountain springs, a little field. ● I am not a casual person, I wo n’t get up casually. ● Smart women deal with men, stupid women against women. ● Take your own way and let others take a taxi! ● When I was a kid, my mother often talked: "If you can't get to Tsinghua University, let's take the test of Peking University." As a result, I did n’t even pass the Peking University ... ● Friends said that I am a famous music People, because every time they go to K song, they sing other people's songs, but I always compose myself ... ● My girlfriend once said: "My wish is not high, my husband doesn’t need to use it Too rich, I can drive me to work during my pregnancy. "Later, she married a taxi driver ... ● Grandma far away from my hometown was sadly heard when I heard the news of Peking University. Said: "Baby, why don't you go to the Central Ethnic Academy? Then anyway, it can be regarded as a central college, so breaking Peking University is not a local college ..." ● I am poor, my family’s The employment is also very poor, my gardener is also very poor, and my driver is also very poor ... ● Love hurts the body, crush on sadness ... n We usually call her "Dinosaurs" When a man looks less than 60 points, we usually call him "pig head" . If a man is assigned to her partner, we call him "Dragon Cavaliers " If a woman is assigned to his companion, we call her" pig farmer " . When the man had a behavior that he was gone out by his accompaniment, we called it" "Dragon" . When this woman had a behavioral behavior of being accompanied by her accompany, we told it to "kill pigs" and he tried to get rid of her entanglement. We called "Yi Tian " and she tried to get rid of his entanglement. We called" Destroy the Powder Pivered Pig " . If a girl with a whole department is 00xx, we call this department as" Dragon Tower "or" Dragon "or" Dragon Dragon "or" Dragon Dragon " The hole " . If the whole tie boy is very crooked, we call this department as" pigpen "or" ㄉ 寮 寮 " , and if any department is brave to learn with them We call them "Yanlong Cavaliers" , and if any department is brave to learn with them, we call them "Pig Gong into the incense group" We call her "Dragon's Heachi" or "Little Dragon Girl" . If the advanced senior is ugly, we call him "Tai Shang Pig Emperor" or "Pig Brother" We call him "Tianlong Babu" . If he is ugly and gossip, we call him "Pig Bajie Calling "Chop Pig Board" The mount of the Dragon Knight is called "Dragon King" "Dragon Sugar" The cake for pigs to raise pigs is called "pig blood cake" The pets raised by ugly women are called "My Neighbor Totoro" Ugly men planted The plant of Pei is called "Pig Claw" Theless hand to help the ugly woman massage called "catch dragon" It's hand itching to help the ugly man massage called "Arch Pig n The woman's name is "Dragon in the Rivers and Lakes" The ugly man who ran on the street and fell on the street called "Tianshu Destroy"
1, bbs: ① The abbreviation of Bulletin Board System, refers to the electronic announcement board System, collectively referred to as forums in China. ② Boba, abbreviation of Big-Breasted Sister. 2, Bamboo: Moderator, can also write on board pigs. The wonderful homophony caused by pinyin input. The deputy moderator is called "Ax". 3, vest: registered members registered other names. These names are collectively called vests, and they are the main ID as the vest. Example: When green eyebrows are recommended, the vests cannot be spoken when the bamboo is managed. 4, Cainiao: People with relatively low computers are later used in real life, referring to people who are not very good in a certain field. In contrast is the old bird. 5, prawns: "Heroes "'s general leave, refers to the senior net worm with a long Internet age, or a person (such as computer technology, or the level of the article), the general popularity is good This is called. 6. Irrigation: The original referring to posts that have no reading value published in the forum. Now they are used to collecting and replied most of them as "irrigation", which does not contain derogation. 7, pure water: irrigation without any substantial content, also said water vapor. 8, sailor: People who like irrigation. High levels are also called water buckets, water ghosts, and daffodils. Refers to a specific name when women irrigated madmen: Watermother. 9. Diving: I stay in the forum every day, but do not post, just read the post, and pay attention to the daily affairs of the forum. 10, iron: write a post, generally refers to a little weight. 11, shooting bricks: posting a post with different opinions and understanding of someone's post. Example: Please pay attention to the tone and attitude of Xiayou to shoot bricks, otherwise it will be easy to convert into ginseng rooster. 12, brush screen: Open a forum, all theme posts are sent to the same ID. 13, Sweeping Building: Also called brush wall, open a forum, the last reply of all theme posts is the same ID. 14, the original poster: the person who posted the theme post. 15, cover the building: Back to the same theme post, general fans prefer to build a building. 16, upstairs: The person who responds to the same theme post first than you first is "downstairs". 17, several floors: Except for the landlord, all those who reply to the post can be called "on the 2nd floor", "3rd floor" ... 18, sofa people. Later, the person who couldn't sit on the sofa claimed that he had sitting "bed" or the "thigh" of the landlord ~ 19, chair: the second reply person. 20, bench: Third person who replies. 21, floor: People who do n’t even have a bench. 22, top: Once someone responds in the posts in the general forum, go to the top of the theme list. The action of this reply is called "top", and it is "Shen" opposite "top". 23, although the summoning bow is super strong, it is usually used for the worship of the theme post in the reply. 24, Khan: It means ashamed and helpless. Derivative words are: sweat, sweat, sweat, waterfall, sweat, heavy rain pear sweat, etc. 25, inverted: fainting, indicating that it is amazing to someone or a reality. 26, cold: I feel cold about someone or a phenomenon. 27. Crazy: Describes the stimulus of someone who can't stand someone and a certain post, and is in a state of runaway. 28, stepping on one foot: also known as kicking, leaving a paw print, etc., all mean to follow. 29, passing by: I don't want to reply seriously, but I want to get the score or experience value of the reply. In contrast, the words are: top, silence, irrigation, speechless, drift, passing by. Example: In the knight community, the behavior of the words that only circulate, top, silent, irrigation, speechless, drift, passing by, etc. will be regarded as intentional irrigation. 30, Flash: Leave. 31, hiding bird: stealth. "Hidden" is "hidden"; "" is a polyphonic word. At the end of the sentence, "LE" should be read. Some people like to misunderstand "Liao", and then the harmonious sound is "bird". 32. Find a post: The content of the poster's post is specially found, so that most people do not wait to see it, also known as a brick post. 33, Mars Post: A long time ago, the old posts that have been seen by countless people have been seen. People who turn the Martian post are called Mars. Generally, the reply will say: the landlord is about to return to Mars, the earth is very dangerous. (From Zhou Xingxing's "Shaolin Football") 34, dinosaurs: female netizens who are not beautiful, contain derogatory meaning. In contrast, "frog", describing male netizens who are sorry. 35, dog family: like the type of girls in the forum, especially like to be tangled. 36, wolf tribe: love beauty, but a little more style than dog family style, will not be entangled. 37, ... The usage of the rear of the verbs comes from Japanese grammar. Example: The green eyebrow is going to eat. 38, ... ING: A usage of a verb, from English grammar. Example: Xiayou supports "Martial Arts Edition" and the Xia Ke community, and the blue eyebrow moves ING. 39, remnants: unfortunately, extended "broken thoughts" and so on. 40, ×××××: It is not suitable for children. 41, Wang Dao: It is equivalent to the meaning of "authority, truth". 42, Hei Wangcai: Wangcai is a dog, dog, dog also in "Tang Bo Hu Tong Qiu Xiang". Black dog is "silent". This code comes from Jinjiang. 43, Xiaobai: ① The nickname of Bai Rotten refers to people who have nothing to do on the Internet. ② The abbreviation of "Little Idiot". 44, Xiao Hei: Blacklist. 45, immersed Xiao Hei: ID is registered into the blacklist. 46, Xiaoqiang: The cockroaches in "Tang Bo Hu Qiu Qiu Xiang" refers to people with particularly tenacious vitality. 47, fan: The transliteration of Fans, a type of person who is super fascinated by someone or a certain thing, also known as a fan, sweet potato, referred to as "powder" or "fan" for short. 48, Baozi: Describe someone stupid, or poor looks. 49, protein: fool idiot nervous. 50, white bone essence: white -collar backbone elite. 51, duck: garbage (from the "Mai Yan" series). "Hanging duck" in Cantonese said suicide in a hanging neck. 52, kuso: The pronunciation of Japanese "dung". At first, it was to teach gamers how to "play bad game seriously". Later, it was introduced to the mainland via Taiwan and gradually evolved into "spoof". 53, Victoria: Network enthusiasts who like to use Wiki like Wiki. 54, blog: A kind of online sharing space, let people show their own form on the Internet in a diary. Blogs make two women popular quickly: Mu Zimei and Sister Furong. 55, hacker: also known as hackers, refers to people who have special talents or skills in the computer field. Such people use their talents or skills, either to specifically detect system loopholes, or they may do things that violate morality or law. 56, Red Passenger: Chinese network technology enthusiasts with nationalist tendencies are opposite to hackers. 57, friends: originated in "punk". Computer friends are now increasingly equivalent to computer criminals. 58, Flash: People who use Flash software for animation, many of the electronic greeting cards and websites MTV we see are masterpieces of glitter. 59, Geek: Also known as Qike, Geek, refers to people with superb computer capabilities. 60, donkey friends: refers to people who love tourism and often travel together. Example: A Fei went to Xinjiang with Songfeng Guqin last year, and now he has to collect donkey friends to Hunan. . The Chinese abbreviation guide: 1, BT: ① abbreviation of bit torrent, is a P2P (point -to -point) shared software, the Chinese translation "Bit flow" or "perverted download". ② The abbreviation of "pervert". 2, zt: ① The abbreviation of "repost". ② The abbreviation of "Pig Head" extended ZT3, Pig Head 3; ZT4, Pig Head Four. Example: Qingmei solemnly told the knight friends of the Xia Ke community that ZT must indicate. 3, PP: ① The abbreviation of "piece", the film refers to the photo. ② The abbreviation of "fart", fart refers to the buttocks. 4, GG: Brother's abbreviation refers to men, sometimes girls use to refer to their boyfriend. In contrast, MM, the abbreviation of sister or Mei Mei refers to women, sometimes boys use to refer to their girlfriends. 5, nb: The abbreviations of cattle ×, Beijing dialects are used to express an astounding meaning. 6, jj: ① Sister's abbreviation. ② The abbreviation of chickens. 7, DD: ① The abbreviation of my brother, occasionally extended meaning. ② The abbreviation of Dongdong refers to things. 8, GF: Girl Friend, girlfriend. In contrast, BF, Boy Friend, boyfriend. 9, PLMM: The abbreviation of beautiful eyebrows. 10, PPMM: The upgraded version of PLMM, drifting beautiful eyebrows. 11, RPWT: The abbreviation of character problems, from Cat Pu forum. Generally speaking, as long as you encounter an unsolvable thing, all can be attributed to RPWT. 12, character post: test whether you have RPWT posts, the post topic is very explosive, as long as you are deceived, it means that you have RPWT. Example: This post called "Naked Parks of Pu Shu" is a personal post. In fact, it is really a photo of a Pu tree. Of course, the tree is naked. Where can I wear a tree? Qingmei was deceived by this character post. It really has RPWT. 13, PF: Admire abbreviation. 14, SL: The abbreviation of the color wolf. 15, kh: Sunflower, refers to the master of "Sunflower Treasure". 16, khbd: sunflower treasure. 17, pxjf: Evil swordsmanship, derived from KHBD, KH special swordsmanship. 18, bs: The abbreviations of contempt can also be written as B4. Example: If you do n’t indicate the ZT, you will BS you, and everyone in the forum will B4 you. 19, PMP: Pats. 20, PMPMP: desperately pat. 21, MPJ: The abbreviation of "horse fart". 22, BC: The abbreviation of "idiot". It is also said that it is the abbreviation of "cabbage". On the Internet, if people say that you are very cabbage, then describe your BC. 23, ODBC: "Oh, big idiot" abbreviation. 24, xb: The abbreviation of Xiaobai. 25, yy: The abbreviation of adultery is the sixth round of "Dream of Red Mansions", and it is mentally prostitution. On the Internet, its intention is further promoted, and all novels that are extremely inflated by confidence are collectively referred to as YY novels. 26, ZE: The abbreviation of "thief evil", that is, is really nauseous, the dialect in the Northeast region is pronounced. 27, se: "less evil" is the abbreviation of "less nausea". 28. XHW: The abbreviation of the small black house comes from the cat flutter. In the cat flutter, the violation of the rules is to be closed by the small black house. 29, FB: The abbreviations of corruption are usually pointed out to eat and drink. 30, md: Damn, rough words, use cautiously. 31, TMD: Fuck, rough mouth, use cautiously. 32, TNND: His grandma, rough mouth, cautious. 33, JR: Slutter, swear words, especially cautious. 34, sjb: neuropathy, swear words, cautious. 35, sb: Swear words, disbelding for others. 36, LR: Rotten people, disable. 37, lj: garbage, disable. 38, Ry: Shemale, use it with caution. 39, JS: The abbreviation of "adulterer". 40, BXCM: Small ice and snow. 41, HJ: Traitor. 42, FQ: angry youth. 43, bd: fool.
1. As soon as the mice are prestigious, everyone is a sick cat. 2. Whether the whale is a fish with a mm. In the end, I said, "I also bring my personal characters." Then she agreed to the whale is not a fish. 3. The man has gold under his knees. I cut the whole leg down, and I didn't even find a copper! 4. In spring I bury the corn in the soil, and I will gain a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the soil in spring, and I will be shot in the autumn! 5. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, that's because there is sunlight behind you! 6. For the people who are not old throughout the Qinglou, please use Huiren kidney treasure. 7. Listen to the king's words and save ten books! At the age of 8, he appeared at the age of 10, and he went up at the age of 10. The 20 -year -old is ideal, and the 30 -year -old is struggling. Basic orientation at the age of 40, eating incense at the age of 50. At the age of 60, he played mahjong and wandered at the age of 70. 80 -year -old Lala family, 90 -year -old hanging on the wall! 9. I am a beast when I take off my clothes. 10. Teacher, you will go from Lao! … A long time later ... Teacher, you will spare Lao Lao! 11. "Dear, I ... I'm pregnant ... three months, but you rest assured, not yours, don't be responsible for you ..." 12. We have a small difference: she wants me Depending on gold like dung. 13. Reading for 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year. 14. Lazy bed in the morning, then pull out 6 coins from the pocket: If six of them are positive, I will go to class! Si Liangliang, still forget it, don't take this danger ... 15. I spent 80,000 to buy a West Zhou pot pottery. Yesterday, I went to the "Jianbao" column for appraisal. This is from last week! "16. I can tolerate my body is fake, my face is false, my chest is fake, and the hips are fake! Intersection Intersection But just not tolerate money is false! Intersection Intersection Intersection 17. The scholars pretend to be a confidant, and the woman is a cosmetic surgery. 18. When you grow up, you have to marry the Tang Seng. You can play if you can play. 19. One mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, unless Yigong and a mother. 20. Don't wait for everyone to say that you are really ugly when you are ugly. 21. If a friend can sell it, I can also make a small fortune for each value. 22, marriage notice: request as follows, A live, B woman. 23. Give me some sunlight. I rot. 24. It is necessary to eat a little proper to lose weight. 25. Shake, shake, shake to Naiheqiao. 26. Destiny is responsible for shuffling, but we are playing cards! 27. Q: Where do you like me? Answer: I like you away from me! 28. You are coming back, I am alone! 29. Life is like Song Zude's mouth. You will never know who will be the next unlucky one ~~~ 30. Falling up, getting up and crying ~~~ 31. In addition to teeth, there are love, but also love Essence 32. When a dinosaur passed through the Xi'an Jiaotong University, she went to the toilet. After coming out, she sobbed: "555, I finally didn't worry about marrying in this life ..." 33. Sheng, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy. 34. My cousin, more than forty years. Beginning from the text, not even in the exam for three years. Then practice martial arts, send a verse on the martial arts farm, the drum officials, and the one will come out. Reform the medicine, write a good recipe, serve, and died. 35. Ask Jun how much worry, just like a group of eunuchs on the Qinglou ... 36, I have a life, and there is no end to eat ~~~ 37. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes! 38. When we were young, we often made a ghostly face at the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was flat. 39. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, you have to throw the stone towards my head! 040. Find the cause from yourself first, don't blame the earth without gravity. 41. Pick your head to make a decision, pat the chest to guarantee, and pat your butt. 42. We walked too fast, and the soul couldn't keep up ... 43. Don't generally know with the people of the earth ~~~ 44. Girls from virgin to women only need to succeed once. 45. Out, my wife will change sooner or later! 46. When I was a kid, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me ... 47. The rich is the uncle! But even more owed money! 48. Even if I am a 就 **, I will never marry my mother. 49. Why should I sleep for a long time before my life? After death, I sleep after death ... 50. I don't want to be a chef's tailor, not a good driver. 51. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, he finally killed all the students. 52. On the way to Xi'an on a business trip, a Dalian brother blows out how good it is to blow Dalian, and then said that during the centennial anniversary of the establishment of Dalian City, a grand celebration was held, and then asked one person next to him: "Xi'an Jianshi Yiyi Yiyi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi a city of Jianshi Yishi a city. Is there any celebration in the centennial anniversary? "Several buddies next to Xi'an stunned for a while, and for a while, forcing a word:" I remember the "Beacon Drama Prince" when I remember the 600 -year -old city of Xi'an ... " 53. Diamonds are long -lasting, and one will go bankrupt! 54. On the campus, the bicycle may be a blog director, while the Mercedes -Benz may be a logistics ... 55, it is gold, it will always spend it; The reason for the nun was that she hadn't passed the fourth level and did not accept it. 57. The star can be more famous for taking off, but the light I take off is caught! 58. Looking at a beautiful MM, there is no way to take a bit, a brick on the road, pick it up, step forward, "Classmate, this is you dropped?" 59. When I was a kid, my dream was not a scientist. I imagined that I was the landlord. The young master of the family has a thousand hectares in the family. He doesn't learn all the time all day. He has nothing to lead a group of dog slaves to go to the street to tease the good family girl ... 60. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! 61. Rose, you, chocolate you, diamond you. You, mine! 62. The so -called surprise is the rabbit you wait hard, follow the wolf behind! 63. What is lucky? Happiness is cats eating fish and dogs to eat meat, Ultraman beats little monsters! 64. The two farmers bragging: "The chickens in our farms are tea, all of which are tea eggs" "Well, our farm eats wallets for chickens and let it be purse eggs." 65. Cockroaches are not afraid of cockroaches. The medicine, but we can't even be vitamins! 66. Don't blame your dog like a bun! 67. Men's IQ is second only to Einstein! 68. Read hard for China! A bag of China a lot of money ... 69. If you can't put on a wedding dress for your woman, then don't stop you unbuttoning her hand buckle! 70、别以为穿着脏衣服就可以做污点证人；别以为穿着木制拖鞋就可以做木屐证人…… 71、事业是国家的，荣誉是单位的，成绩是领导的，工资是老婆的，财产是Children's errors are their own. 72. Phoenix rebirth is Nirvana, and the rebirth of pheasant is the corpse. 73. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I have been innocent ... 74. Old*not only has a car, but also on my own ... 75. Women have countless QQ numbers just to tease a man. Men often use a QQ The number is full of various women ... 76. I saw the so -called contemporary women's mate selection criteria in the book: "There is a car and a house, and the parents died." Depressed. Then he wrote down the standard of choosing a wife in the fantasy: "There are more than 100 million yuan in property, the first in the world, the virtuous and gentle, and the late stage of the father -in -law ..." 77. Most people do only three things in their lifetime: self -deception, bullying, being quilt People bully. 78. Sleep is an art -no one can stop me from pursuing art! 79. In order to avoid family violence, I decided not to get married! 80. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as pigs! 81. Thunder is not as good as to cover up the ears and stealing the bell, and it is inseparable from its ancestors, and the success is not enough. In this thing the most acacia, how can a house sweep the world invincible? , Wastewood and chicken feathers are the arrows, killing chickens with a cow sword, the edge of Lu Luchun, surrounded by Wei Zhao Quekui, Very Good Bye, Ba Geya Lulu ice flower, one diarrhea thousands of miles together ... 82, a girl's blog diary: a certain month, one day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a day, one day, and one day, Great drunk, reach out -the mobile phone and chastity are there, sleep! 83, beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and cute virgin, just like ghosts, men are talking about it, but no one has seen it with his own eyes ... 84. Remember the elementary school teacher scolded me: "I Kick you out with a slap! "At that time, I wanted to laugh but dare not laugh. Now, I dare to laugh but I won't laugh ... 85. If happiness is a cloud, if the pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudless, full of stars ... 86. The effect of contraception: If it is unsuccessful, it becomes a "person". 87. Loneliness is a carnival of a person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 88. The most tiring thing in the world is to watch his heartbreak, and you have to stick it up by yourself. 89. The tragic life lies in: I worked hard for a night of fragrant dreams, and I couldn't remember the next morning! 90. My father asked me what the pursuit of life? I answered money and beauty, and my father beat my face fiercely; I answered my career and love, and my father touched my head. 91. Men are all colorful, the color heart is a little stronger, and the more stronger is called a color ghost. It is called the demon. Especially strong, it becomes ** color magic. The color is the ultimate, and it is called ergonomic artist. 92. Remember one day after graduating, my girlfriend sent me a text message: "Let's break up!" I haven't had time to be sad, and my girlfriend sent another one: "I'm sorry, it's wrong." This time I can be completely sad. ... 93. The place where it is forbidden to urinate, and the offenders confiscate the tools. 94. Looking at beautiful women on the street, look high is appreciation, and the lower eyes are hooligans. 95. Children and mother, there are still many things to do in this life. Don't delay your efforts to hide and hide with me. Hurry out ~~~ 96. Women like two flowers in their lives: one is rich in money, and the other is to spend money, and the other is to spend money. Try to spend! 97. One cannon became popular -to describe female artists ... 98. The world's unfairness lies in: God said, "I want light!" So there was a day. The beauty said, "I want to diamond ring!" So she had a diamond ring. The rich said, "I want a woman!" So he had a woman. I said, "I'm going to take a bath!" Actually stopped the water! 99. I really don't understand that the girl bought a lot of beautiful clothes to wear, just to attract the boy's attention, but what the boy wants to see is a girl who does not wear clothes. 100. Occasionally, you will feel cool when you are silent, but you are miserable when you are silent ... 101. Superman goes out today, who will wash his pants? 102. Give me 12 beautiful daughters, I will praise the Lord every day. After 20 years, this group of angels will bring me endless wealth. 103. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she has never passed the fourth level and did not accept it. 104. The buddy looked at a 39 -year -old girl, and is currently proposed. 105. In order to use the troubled afterwards, dig deeper! 106. Hurry out your washbasin! Uncle, I want to wash the trousers. 107. I took off your ** gently, and then ... then ... took off my. 108. I have n’t eaten pork, I have n’t heard of pork price increases! 109. Advertising can be seen, but the advertisements must not be bought. 110. The rich is the uncle! But even more owed money! 111. I don't care about you, but you tell me where my face washing milk went! 112. The stars can be more famous a little, but the light I take off is caught! 113. Now we must look at it carefully, because there are too many people who are not male or female now! 114. It was really angry after the mosquito bites you, but even more angry, it bites you, but you can't find it! 115. What does chicken mean? Answer: Two chickens! 116. What do you want most about standing to bungee jumping? Anyway, I wanted to pee the most!
1. Xiaoyu stabs your chest/people take the small boxing fist hammer your chest.
. Pippi shrimp, let's go.
3. Does your conscience hurt?
. I am worried, the old iron!
. Dajili, eat chicken tonight.
6. Are you not in your heart? /Are you mentally retarded/you are not stupid.
7. ——The is great! ——The forces, my brother.
eight. Ten moves.
nine. Men's silent and female tears.
The people do not dismantle.
eleven. He abandoned therapy/why give up treatment.
. Twelve. Of course, choose to forgive her.
. Thirteen. Old Brother is stable/powerful.
It fourteen. Interested operation/brain -full operation/and this operation.
● It is not necessarily the prince who riding a white horse. He may be Tang Seng.
● It is not necessarily an angel with wings. He may be birds.
● Wear other people's shoes, take their own way, let them find it!
● Handsome and fart, can you use that face to swipe the card after consumption!
● The lowest goal of a college student: farmers, mountain springs, a little field.
● I am not a casual person, I wo n’t get up casually.
● Smart women deal with men, stupid women against women.
● Take your own way and let others take a taxi!
● When I was a kid, my mother often talked: "If you can't get to Tsinghua University, let's take the test of Peking University." As a result, I did n’t even pass the Peking University ...
● Friends said that I am a famous music People, because every time they go to K song, they sing other people's songs, but I always compose myself ...
● My girlfriend once said: "My wish is not high, my husband doesn’t need to use it Too rich, I can drive me to work during my pregnancy. "Later, she married a taxi driver ...
● Grandma far away from my hometown was sadly heard when I heard the news of Peking University. Said: "Baby, why don't you go to the Central Ethnic Academy? Then anyway, it can be regarded as a central college, so breaking Peking University is not a local college ..."
● I am poor, my family’s The employment is also very poor, my gardener is also very poor, and my driver is also very poor ...
● Love hurts the body, crush on sadness ...
n We usually call her "Dinosaurs"
When a man looks less than 60 points, we usually call him "pig head"
. If a man is assigned to her partner, we call him "Dragon Cavaliers "
If a woman is assigned to his companion, we call her" pig farmer "
. When the man had a behavior that he was gone out by his accompaniment, we called it" "Dragon"
. When this woman had a behavioral behavior of being accompanied by her accompany, we told it to "kill pigs"
and he tried to get rid of her entanglement. We called "Yi Tian "
and she tried to get rid of his entanglement. We called" Destroy the Powder Pivered Pig "
. If a girl with a whole department is 00xx, we call this department as" Dragon Tower "or" Dragon "or" Dragon Dragon "or" Dragon Dragon " The hole "
. If the whole tie boy is very crooked, we call this department as" pigpen "or" ㄉ 寮 寮 "
, and if any department is brave to learn with them We call them "Yanlong Cavaliers"
, and if any department is brave to learn with them, we call them "Pig Gong into the incense group"
We call her "Dragon's Heachi" or "Little Dragon Girl"
. If the advanced senior is ugly, we call him "Tai Shang Pig Emperor" or "Pig Brother"
We call him "Tianlong Babu"
. If he is ugly and gossip, we call him "Pig Bajie
Calling "Chop Pig Board"
The mount of the Dragon Knight is called "Dragon King"
"Dragon Sugar"
The cake for pigs to raise pigs is called "pig blood cake"
The pets raised by ugly women are called "My Neighbor Totoro"
Ugly men planted The plant of Pei is called "Pig Claw"
Theless hand to help the ugly woman massage called "catch dragon"
It's hand itching to help the ugly man massage called "Arch Pig n The woman's name is "Dragon in the Rivers and Lakes"
The ugly man who ran on the street and fell on the street called "Tianshu Destroy"
1, bbs: ① The abbreviation of Bulletin Board System, refers to the electronic announcement board System, collectively referred to as forums in China. ② Boba, abbreviation of Big-Breasted Sister.
2, Bamboo: Moderator, can also write on board pigs. The wonderful homophony caused by pinyin input. The deputy moderator is called "Ax".
3, vest: registered members registered other names. These names are collectively called vests, and they are the main ID as the vest. Example: When green eyebrows are recommended, the vests cannot be spoken when the bamboo is managed.
4, Cainiao: People with relatively low computers are later used in real life, referring to people who are not very good in a certain field. In contrast is the old bird.
5, prawns: "Heroes "'s general leave, refers to the senior net worm with a long Internet age, or a person (such as computer technology, or the level of the article), the general popularity is good This is called.
6. Irrigation: The original referring to posts that have no reading value published in the forum. Now they are used to collecting and replied most of them as "irrigation", which does not contain derogation.
7, pure water: irrigation without any substantial content, also said water vapor.
8, sailor: People who like irrigation. High levels are also called water buckets, water ghosts, and daffodils. Refers to a specific name when women irrigated madmen: Watermother.
9. Diving: I stay in the forum every day, but do not post, just read the post, and pay attention to the daily affairs of the forum.
10, iron: write a post, generally refers to a little weight.
11, shooting bricks: posting a post with different opinions and understanding of someone's post. Example: Please pay attention to the tone and attitude of Xiayou to shoot bricks, otherwise it will be easy to convert into ginseng rooster.
12, brush screen: Open a forum, all theme posts are sent to the same ID.
13, Sweeping Building: Also called brush wall, open a forum, the last reply of all theme posts is the same ID.
14, the original poster: the person who posted the theme post.
15, cover the building: Back to the same theme post, general fans prefer to build a building.
16, upstairs: The person who responds to the same theme post first than you first is "downstairs".
17, several floors: Except for the landlord, all those who reply to the post can be called "on the 2nd floor", "3rd floor" ...
18, sofa people. Later, the person who couldn't sit on the sofa claimed that he had sitting "bed" or the "thigh" of the landlord ~
19, chair: the second reply person.
20, bench: Third person who replies.
21, floor: People who do n’t even have a bench.
22, top: Once someone responds in the posts in the general forum, go to the top of the theme list. The action of this reply is called "top", and it is "Shen" opposite "top".
23, although the summoning bow is super strong, it is usually used for the worship of the theme post in the reply.
24, Khan: It means ashamed and helpless. Derivative words are: sweat, sweat, sweat, waterfall, sweat, heavy rain pear sweat, etc.
25, inverted: fainting, indicating that it is amazing to someone or a reality.
26, cold: I feel cold about someone or a phenomenon.
27. Crazy: Describes the stimulus of someone who can't stand someone and a certain post, and is in a state of runaway.
28, stepping on one foot: also known as kicking, leaving a paw print, etc., all mean to follow.
29, passing by: I don't want to reply seriously, but I want to get the score or experience value of the reply. In contrast, the words are: top, silence, irrigation, speechless, drift, passing by. Example: In the knight community, the behavior of the words that only circulate, top, silent, irrigation, speechless, drift, passing by, etc. will be regarded as intentional irrigation.
30, Flash: Leave.
31, hiding bird: stealth. "Hidden" is "hidden"; "" is a polyphonic word. At the end of the sentence, "LE" should be read. Some people like to misunderstand "Liao", and then the harmonious sound is "bird".
32. Find a post: The content of the poster's post is specially found, so that most people do not wait to see it, also known as a brick post.
33, Mars Post: A long time ago, the old posts that have been seen by countless people have been seen. People who turn the Martian post are called Mars. Generally, the reply will say: the landlord is about to return to Mars, the earth is very dangerous. (From Zhou Xingxing's "Shaolin Football")
34, dinosaurs: female netizens who are not beautiful, contain derogatory meaning. In contrast, "frog", describing male netizens who are sorry.
35, dog family: like the type of girls in the forum, especially like to be tangled.
36, wolf tribe: love beauty, but a little more style than dog family style, will not be entangled.
37, ... The usage of the rear of the verbs comes from Japanese grammar. Example: The green eyebrow is going to eat.
38, ... ING: A usage of a verb, from English grammar. Example: Xiayou supports "Martial Arts Edition" and the Xia Ke community, and the blue eyebrow moves ING.
39, remnants: unfortunately, extended "broken thoughts" and so on.
40, ×××××: It is not suitable for children.
41, Wang Dao: It is equivalent to the meaning of "authority, truth".
42, Hei Wangcai: Wangcai is a dog, dog, dog also in "Tang Bo Hu Tong Qiu Xiang". Black dog is "silent". This code comes from Jinjiang.
43, Xiaobai: ① The nickname of Bai Rotten refers to people who have nothing to do on the Internet. ② The abbreviation of "Little Idiot".
44, Xiao Hei: Blacklist.
45, immersed Xiao Hei: ID is registered into the blacklist.
46, Xiaoqiang: The cockroaches in "Tang Bo Hu Qiu Qiu Xiang" refers to people with particularly tenacious vitality.
47, fan: The transliteration of Fans, a type of person who is super fascinated by someone or a certain thing, also known as a fan, sweet potato, referred to as "powder" or "fan" for short.
48, Baozi: Describe someone stupid, or poor looks.
49, protein: fool idiot nervous.
50, white bone essence: white -collar backbone elite.
51, duck: garbage (from the "Mai Yan" series). "Hanging duck" in Cantonese said suicide in a hanging neck.
52, kuso: The pronunciation of Japanese "dung". At first, it was to teach gamers how to "play bad game seriously". Later, it was introduced to the mainland via Taiwan and gradually evolved into "spoof".
53, Victoria: Network enthusiasts who like to use Wiki like Wiki.
54, blog: A kind of online sharing space, let people show their own form on the Internet in a diary. Blogs make two women popular quickly: Mu Zimei and Sister Furong.
55, hacker: also known as hackers, refers to people who have special talents or skills in the computer field. Such people use their talents or skills, either to specifically detect system loopholes, or they may do things that violate morality or law.
56, Red Passenger: Chinese network technology enthusiasts with nationalist tendencies are opposite to hackers.
57, friends: originated in "punk". Computer friends are now increasingly equivalent to computer criminals.
58, Flash: People who use Flash software for animation, many of the electronic greeting cards and websites MTV we see are masterpieces of glitter.
59, Geek: Also known as Qike, Geek, refers to people with superb computer capabilities.
60, donkey friends: refers to people who love tourism and often travel together. Example: A Fei went to Xinjiang with Songfeng Guqin last year, and now he has to collect donkey friends to Hunan.
. The Chinese abbreviation guide:
1, BT: ① abbreviation of bit torrent, is a P2P (point -to -point) shared software, the Chinese translation "Bit flow" or "perverted download". ② The abbreviation of "pervert".
2, zt: ① The abbreviation of "repost". ② The abbreviation of "Pig Head" extended ZT3, Pig Head 3; ZT4, Pig Head Four. Example: Qingmei solemnly told the knight friends of the Xia Ke community that ZT must indicate.
3, PP: ① The abbreviation of "piece", the film refers to the photo. ② The abbreviation of "fart", fart refers to the buttocks.
4, GG: Brother's abbreviation refers to men, sometimes girls use to refer to their boyfriend. In contrast, MM, the abbreviation of sister or Mei Mei refers to women, sometimes boys use to refer to their girlfriends.
5, nb: The abbreviations of cattle ×, Beijing dialects are used to express an astounding meaning.
6, jj: ① Sister's abbreviation. ② The abbreviation of chickens.
7, DD: ① The abbreviation of my brother, occasionally extended meaning. ② The abbreviation of Dongdong refers to things.
8, GF: Girl Friend, girlfriend. In contrast, BF, Boy Friend, boyfriend.
9, PLMM: The abbreviation of beautiful eyebrows.
10, PPMM: The upgraded version of PLMM, drifting beautiful eyebrows.
11, RPWT: The abbreviation of character problems, from Cat Pu forum. Generally speaking, as long as you encounter an unsolvable thing, all can be attributed to RPWT.
12, character post: test whether you have RPWT posts, the post topic is very explosive, as long as you are deceived, it means that you have RPWT. Example: This post called "Naked Parks of Pu Shu" is a personal post. In fact, it is really a photo of a Pu tree. Of course, the tree is naked. Where can I wear a tree? Qingmei was deceived by this character post. It really has RPWT.
13, PF: Admire abbreviation.
14, SL: The abbreviation of the color wolf.
15, kh: Sunflower, refers to the master of "Sunflower Treasure".
16, khbd: sunflower treasure.
17, pxjf: Evil swordsmanship, derived from KHBD, KH special swordsmanship.
18, bs: The abbreviations of contempt can also be written as B4. Example: If you do n’t indicate the ZT, you will BS you, and everyone in the forum will B4 you.
19, PMP: Pats.
20, PMPMP: desperately pat.
21, MPJ: The abbreviation of "horse fart".
22, BC: The abbreviation of "idiot". It is also said that it is the abbreviation of "cabbage". On the Internet, if people say that you are very cabbage, then describe your BC.
23, ODBC: "Oh, big idiot" abbreviation.
24, xb: The abbreviation of Xiaobai.
25, yy: The abbreviation of adultery is the sixth round of "Dream of Red Mansions", and it is mentally prostitution. On the Internet, its intention is further promoted, and all novels that are extremely inflated by confidence are collectively referred to as YY novels.
26, ZE: The abbreviation of "thief evil", that is, is really nauseous, the dialect in the Northeast region is pronounced.
27, se: "less evil" is the abbreviation of "less nausea". 28. XHW: The abbreviation of the small black house comes from the cat flutter. In the cat flutter, the violation of the rules is to be closed by the small black house.
29, FB: The abbreviations of corruption are usually pointed out to eat and drink.
30, md: Damn, rough words, use cautiously.
31, TMD: Fuck, rough mouth, use cautiously.
32, TNND: His grandma, rough mouth, cautious.
33, JR: Slutter, swear words, especially cautious.
34, sjb: neuropathy, swear words, cautious.
35, sb: Swear words, disbelding for others.
36, LR: Rotten people, disable.
37, lj: garbage, disable.
38, Ry: Shemale, use it with caution.
39, JS: The abbreviation of "adulterer".
40, BXCM: Small ice and snow.
41, HJ: Traitor.
42, FQ: angry youth.
43, bd: fool.
1. As soon as the mice are prestigious, everyone is a sick cat. 2. Whether the whale is a fish with a mm. In the end, I said, "I also bring my personal characters." Then she agreed to the whale is not a fish. 3. The man has gold under his knees. I cut the whole leg down, and I didn't even find a copper! 4. In spring I bury the corn in the soil, and I will gain a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the soil in spring, and I will be shot in the autumn! 5. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, that's because there is sunlight behind you! 6. For the people who are not old throughout the Qinglou, please use Huiren kidney treasure. 7. Listen to the king's words and save ten books! At the age of 8, he appeared at the age of 10, and he went up at the age of 10. The 20 -year -old is ideal, and the 30 -year -old is struggling. Basic orientation at the age of 40, eating incense at the age of 50. At the age of 60, he played mahjong and wandered at the age of 70. 80 -year -old Lala family, 90 -year -old hanging on the wall! 9. I am a beast when I take off my clothes. 10. Teacher, you will go from Lao! … A long time later ... Teacher, you will spare Lao Lao! 11. "Dear, I ... I'm pregnant ... three months, but you rest assured, not yours, don't be responsible for you ..." 12. We have a small difference: she wants me Depending on gold like dung. 13. Reading for 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year. 14. Lazy bed in the morning, then pull out 6 coins from the pocket: If six of them are positive, I will go to class! Si Liangliang, still forget it, don't take this danger ... 15. I spent 80,000 to buy a West Zhou pot pottery. Yesterday, I went to the "Jianbao" column for appraisal. This is from last week! "16. I can tolerate my body is fake, my face is false, my chest is fake, and the hips are fake! Intersection Intersection But just not tolerate money is false! Intersection Intersection Intersection 17. The scholars pretend to be a confidant, and the woman is a cosmetic surgery. 18. When you grow up, you have to marry the Tang Seng. You can play if you can play. 19. One mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, unless Yigong and a mother. 20. Don't wait for everyone to say that you are really ugly when you are ugly. 21. If a friend can sell it, I can also make a small fortune for each value. 22, marriage notice: request as follows, A live, B woman. 23. Give me some sunlight. I rot. 24. It is necessary to eat a little proper to lose weight. 25. Shake, shake, shake to Naiheqiao. 26. Destiny is responsible for shuffling, but we are playing cards! 27. Q: Where do you like me? Answer: I like you away from me! 28. You are coming back, I am alone! 29. Life is like Song Zude's mouth. You will never know who will be the next unlucky one ~~~ 30. Falling up, getting up and crying ~~~ 31. In addition to teeth, there are love, but also love Essence 32. When a dinosaur passed through the Xi'an Jiaotong University, she went to the toilet. After coming out, she sobbed: "555, I finally didn't worry about marrying in this life ..." 33. Sheng, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy. 34. My cousin, more than forty years. Beginning from the text, not even in the exam for three years. Then practice martial arts, send a verse on the martial arts farm, the drum officials, and the one will come out. Reform the medicine, write a good recipe, serve, and died. 35. Ask Jun how much worry, just like a group of eunuchs on the Qinglou ... 36, I have a life, and there is no end to eat ~~~ 37. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes! 38. When we were young, we often made a ghostly face at the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was flat. 39. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, you have to throw the stone towards my head! 040. Find the cause from yourself first, don't blame the earth without gravity. 41. Pick your head to make a decision, pat the chest to guarantee, and pat your butt. 42. We walked too fast, and the soul couldn't keep up ... 43. Don't generally know with the people of the earth ~~~ 44. Girls from virgin to women only need to succeed once. 45. Out, my wife will change sooner or later! 46. When I was a kid, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me ... 47. The rich is the uncle! But even more owed money! 48. Even if I am a 就 **, I will never marry my mother. 49. Why should I sleep for a long time before my life? After death, I sleep after death ... 50. I don't want to be a chef's tailor, not a good driver. 51. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, he finally killed all the students. 52. On the way to Xi'an on a business trip, a Dalian brother blows out how good it is to blow Dalian, and then said that during the centennial anniversary of the establishment of Dalian City, a grand celebration was held, and then asked one person next to him: "Xi'an Jianshi Yiyi Yiyi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi Yishi a city of Jianshi Yishi a city. Is there any celebration in the centennial anniversary? "Several buddies next to Xi'an stunned for a while, and for a while, forcing a word:" I remember the "Beacon Drama Prince" when I remember the 600 -year -old city of Xi'an ... " 53. Diamonds are long -lasting, and one will go bankrupt! 54. On the campus, the bicycle may be a blog director, while the Mercedes -Benz may be a logistics ... 55, it is gold, it will always spend it; The reason for the nun was that she hadn't passed the fourth level and did not accept it. 57. The star can be more famous for taking off, but the light I take off is caught! 58. Looking at a beautiful MM, there is no way to take a bit, a brick on the road, pick it up, step forward, "Classmate, this is you dropped?" 59. When I was a kid, my dream was not a scientist. I imagined that I was the landlord. The young master of the family has a thousand hectares in the family. He doesn't learn all the time all day. He has nothing to lead a group of dog slaves to go to the street to tease the good family girl ... 60. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! 61. Rose, you, chocolate you, diamond you. You, mine! 62. The so -called surprise is the rabbit you wait hard, follow the wolf behind! 63. What is lucky? Happiness is cats eating fish and dogs to eat meat, Ultraman beats little monsters! 64. The two farmers bragging: "The chickens in our farms are tea, all of which are tea eggs" "Well, our farm eats wallets for chickens and let it be purse eggs." 65. Cockroaches are not afraid of cockroaches. The medicine, but we can't even be vitamins! 66. Don't blame your dog like a bun! 67. Men's IQ is second only to Einstein! 68. Read hard for China! A bag of China a lot of money ... 69. If you can't put on a wedding dress for your woman, then don't stop you unbuttoning her hand buckle! 70、别以为穿着脏衣服就可以做污点证人；别以为穿着木制拖鞋就可以做木屐证人…… 71、事业是国家的，荣誉是单位的，成绩是领导的，工资是老婆的，财产是Children's errors are their own. 72. Phoenix rebirth is Nirvana, and the rebirth of pheasant is the corpse. 73. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I have been innocent ... 74. Old*not only has a car, but also on my own ... 75. Women have countless QQ numbers just to tease a man. Men often use a QQ The number is full of various women ... 76. I saw the so -called contemporary women's mate selection criteria in the book: "There is a car and a house, and the parents died." Depressed. Then he wrote down the standard of choosing a wife in the fantasy: "There are more than 100 million yuan in property, the first in the world, the virtuous and gentle, and the late stage of the father -in -law ..." 77. Most people do only three things in their lifetime: self -deception, bullying, being quilt People bully. 78. Sleep is an art -no one can stop me from pursuing art! 79. In order to avoid family violence, I decided not to get married! 80. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as pigs! 81. Thunder is not as good as to cover up the ears and stealing the bell, and it is inseparable from its ancestors, and the success is not enough. In this thing the most acacia, how can a house sweep the world invincible? , Wastewood and chicken feathers are the arrows, killing chickens with a cow sword, the edge of Lu Luchun, surrounded by Wei Zhao Quekui, Very Good Bye, Ba Geya Lulu ice flower, one diarrhea thousands of miles together ... 82, a girl's blog diary: a certain month, one day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a certain day, a day, one day, and one day, Great drunk, reach out -the mobile phone and chastity are there, sleep! 83, beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and cute virgin, just like ghosts, men are talking about it, but no one has seen it with his own eyes ... 84. Remember the elementary school teacher scolded me: "I Kick you out with a slap! "At that time, I wanted to laugh but dare not laugh. Now, I dare to laugh but I won't laugh ... 85. If happiness is a cloud, if the pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudless, full of stars ... 86. The effect of contraception: If it is unsuccessful, it becomes a "person". 87. Loneliness is a carnival of a person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 88. The most tiring thing in the world is to watch his heartbreak, and you have to stick it up by yourself. 89. The tragic life lies in: I worked hard for a night of fragrant dreams, and I couldn't remember the next morning! 90. My father asked me what the pursuit of life? I answered money and beauty, and my father beat my face fiercely; I answered my career and love, and my father touched my head. 91. Men are all colorful, the color heart is a little stronger, and the more stronger is called a color ghost. It is called the demon. Especially strong, it becomes ** color magic. The color is the ultimate, and it is called ergonomic artist. 92. Remember one day after graduating, my girlfriend sent me a text message: "Let's break up!" I haven't had time to be sad, and my girlfriend sent another one: "I'm sorry, it's wrong." This time I can be completely sad. ... 93. The place where it is forbidden to urinate, and the offenders confiscate the tools. 94. Looking at beautiful women on the street, look high is appreciation, and the lower eyes are hooligans. 95. Children and mother, there are still many things to do in this life. Don't delay your efforts to hide and hide with me. Hurry out ~~~ 96. Women like two flowers in their lives: one is rich in money, and the other is to spend money, and the other is to spend money. Try to spend! 97. One cannon became popular -to describe female artists ... 98. The world's unfairness lies in: God said, "I want light!" So there was a day. The beauty said, "I want to diamond ring!" So she had a diamond ring. The rich said, "I want a woman!" So he had a woman. I said, "I'm going to take a bath!" Actually stopped the water! 99. I really don't understand that the girl bought a lot of beautiful clothes to wear, just to attract the boy's attention, but what the boy wants to see is a girl who does not wear clothes. 100. Occasionally, you will feel cool when you are silent, but you are miserable when you are silent ... 101. Superman goes out today, who will wash his pants? 102. Give me 12 beautiful daughters, I will praise the Lord every day. After 20 years, this group of angels will bring me endless wealth. 103. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she has never passed the fourth level and did not accept it. 104. The buddy looked at a 39 -year -old girl, and is currently proposed. 105. In order to use the troubled afterwards, dig deeper! 106. Hurry out your washbasin! Uncle, I want to wash the trousers. 107. I took off your ** gently, and then ... then ... took off my. 108. I have n’t eaten pork, I have n’t heard of pork price increases! 109. Advertising can be seen, but the advertisements must not be bought. 110. The rich is the uncle! But even more owed money! 111. I don't care about you, but you tell me where my face washing milk went! 112. The stars can be more famous a little, but the light I take off is caught! 113. Now we must look at it carefully, because there are too many people who are not male or female now! 114. It was really angry after the mosquito bites you, but even more angry, it bites you, but you can't find it! 115. What does chicken mean? Answer: Two chickens! 116. What do you want most about standing to bungee jumping? Anyway, I wanted to pee the most!
"9494" -the is; "There are woods" -the "or not;" Nima "-the your mother;" pit father "," god horse is all floating clouds "," watch sauce purple "-shanding it; short oil ; BS — despise; qb — 欠 扁; RPWT — character problem; RMB — RMB; jq — adultery
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